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October 19, 2009

KANYE WEST INTERRUPTED THE AUCTION TO PROCLAIM THAT BEYONCE'S HAIR IS BETTER

A clump of what is purported to be Elvis's hair sold for $15,000.

(Thanks to Brian Duval)

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Are they going to clone him?

Are we sure it's from his head?

Scary Punkin, that is what my wife said? Great minds...

Just don't let me find it in my 'nanar sammich.

I can't buy anything described by the word "clump."

Clump, clump, clump.

No, just can't do it.

Have they checked the drains at Graceland? They could make another fortune.

Thang you.

Thang you verah much.

Everybody knows that The King was on his throne when he gave his last performance. Does anyone want to bet that somewhere, on a shelf, are the contents of that throne? Waiting for the price to be right?

It's a hairloom.

Ford:

It might be loomed hair.

Ford wins.

♫ It's just a hunka hunka Elvis hair...♬

Somewhere there's a camel with no hair on its ass.

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