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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Funny? That's hilarious! I was snagged at "doofus beagle".
Posted by: MOTW | October 20, 2009 at 03:08 PM
HAR!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 20, 2009 at 03:09 PM
Methinks the Blog is speaking from experience.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 20, 2009 at 03:21 PM
Yup. That is all.
Posted by: Lairbo | October 20, 2009 at 03:21 PM
And authors need publishers anymore because....?
Posted by: Andy | October 20, 2009 at 03:44 PM
"We use CopyBuoy via Hoster Broaster, because it streams really easily into a Plaxo/LinkedIn yak-fest meld. "
But does it implement The Bot Of Doom that Judi spends her copious spare time beating into submission?
Posted by: wiredog | October 20, 2009 at 03:45 PM
"Blurb" is a verb?!?... (but it might a good doo-wop song.)
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 20, 2009 at 03:50 PM
I'm trying to think of how I would incorporate my name into a conversation 200 times. btw, the employee that left and went to nursing school is really in for some stress. Bad move on her part. I've always wanted to be an author but not so sure now. I thought you just wrote a book, sent it to a publisher, they published it, and then sent you lots of money. Not true Dave?
Posted by: nursecindy | October 20, 2009 at 03:53 PM
I knew Dave would love this.
My favorite was under contacts simply list everyone you have ever met.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 20, 2009 at 04:02 PM
Siouxie I left you a nice picture of some firemen under the see through shirts link.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 20, 2009 at 04:14 PM
Thanks, cindy! I sawwwdrooooooooooollllllllll!!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 20, 2009 at 04:16 PM
IIIIISSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I couldn't even make it half way through. Yeah, "list everyone you've ever met" was what did me in.
Posted by: Tash | October 20, 2009 at 04:19 PM
Don't let the Hoster Broaster get anywhere near TypePoop otherwise it will go nuclear.
Posted by: eve | October 20, 2009 at 04:42 PM
"You’ll be reading not only from your book but from “Code Blue Stat,” a new medical thriller we’re really excited about, and “Fifty Great Pan Sauces,” a cool new cookbook."
Bwahahahahahaha
Posted by: Dorakay | October 20, 2009 at 04:42 PM
I sent this to some of my writer friends a week or so ago and nearly all of them claim that it is neither fiction nor therefore humorous!
Posted by: JaniceG | October 20, 2009 at 05:09 PM
The only words I understood in there were a, an, and the.
Posted by: Diva | October 20, 2009 at 07:11 PM
I'll have to Tweetter this on the innertubes.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 20, 2009 at 07:49 PM
My comments and a hilarious pun have been Twittered to the intertubes. Just google it. You'll LOL.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 20, 2009 at 07:55 PM