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October 21, 2009

FOR THE SPECIAL SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HAS A SET OF USED TEETH GRILLS

...an alien cow-abduction lamp.

(Thanks to John Regan)

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How extra awesome would it be if the cow wore the grill while it was being abducted?

What would the aliens think of that?

Would it make the steaks taste any better?

Didn't Dave post some kind of video game or "productivity enhancer" or whatever a couple years back where you could watch cows being abducted one by one...? Judi ??

Would be an excellent addition to the 2009 Christmas gift list.

I need this for my bizarre lamp collection collection of bizarre lamps!

Chris, I'd be hoping for a different kinda grill in connection with a cow.

Do they make a cow-mutilation lamp?

It doesn't appear to have the required amount of proper illumination for use in . . . oh hell, I want one!

Here's a web site, but don't be surprised if Fox News picks this up as another example of illegal aliens.

Too bad I've got all of my little Willow Tree angels already on the mantle. This would just look weird with them.

Back on the cow site!
959,582...*click*
959,583...*click*
959,584...*click*

Alien Cow Abduction opened for Ozzy Osbourne.

My " Hillary Cracks an Entire Set of Bone China Over Bill's Head " lamp is much more awesome.

Somwhere on the planet Florp:

"You're sure these are the leaders, right?"

Somewhere on the planet Florp:

"You're sure these are the leaders, right?"


*brain abducted as well*

um,.... Judi ......


*sorry*

Thank you.

*ahem*


Somewhere on Planet Florp:

"You're SURE these are the leaders, right?"

What just happened ?

9:31 - meant to italicize "sure", but did the HTML tag for strikethru instead.

9:32 - tried again to correctly post with italics tag, but had failed to close mistaken strikethru tag, so everything showed up struck thru

9:33 - belated, unsuccessful attempt to close strikethru tag from 9:31. Text still struck thru.

9:34 - begged for judi's help and forgiveness. Text still struck-thru

9:47 - thanked the all-powerful judi for cleaning up my compound idiocy sometime after 9:34. All previously struck-thru text from 9:34 on is now un-struck-thru.

10:whatever - resumed banging head on wall


9:31 - meant to italicize "sure", but did the HTML tag for strikethru instead.

9:32 - tried again to correctly post with italics tag, but had failed to close mistaken strikethru tag, so everything showed up struck thru

9:33 - belated, unsuccessful attempt to close strikethru tag from 9:31. Text still struck thru.

9:34 - begged for judi's help and forgiveness. Text still struck-thru

9:47 - thanked the all-powerful judi for cleaning up my compound idiocy sometime after 9:34. All previously struck-thru text from 9:34 on is now un-struck-thru.

10:whatever - resumed banging head on wall


10:58 - gave up

Bad day Meanie? Tomorrow will be better. Or worse. Either way it will be different.

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