FOR THE SPECIAL SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HAS A SET OF USED TEETH GRILLS
...an alien cow-abduction lamp.
(Thanks to John Regan)
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October 21, 2009
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How extra awesome would it be if the cow wore the grill while it was being abducted?
What would the aliens think of that?
Would it make the steaks taste any better?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 21, 2009 at 10:36 AM
Didn't Dave post some kind of video game or "productivity enhancer" or whatever a couple years back where you could watch cows being abducted one by one...? Judi ??
Posted by: Steve Haller | October 21, 2009 at 10:38 AM
Would be an excellent addition to the 2009 Christmas gift list.
Posted by: somedude | October 21, 2009 at 11:26 AM
I need this for my
bizarre lamp collectioncollection of bizarre lamps!Posted by: Diva | October 21, 2009 at 11:44 AM
Chris, I'd be hoping for a different kinda grill in connection with a cow.
Posted by: Diva | October 21, 2009 at 12:05 PM
Do they make a cow-mutilation lamp?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | October 21, 2009 at 12:25 PM
It doesn't appear to have the required amount of proper illumination for use in . . . oh hell, I want one!
Posted by: MartiniShark | October 21, 2009 at 12:32 PM
Here's a web site, but don't be surprised if Fox News picks this up as another example of illegal aliens.
Posted by: Ralph | October 21, 2009 at 01:23 PM
Too bad I've got all of my little Willow Tree angels already on the mantle. This would just look weird with them.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 21, 2009 at 01:47 PM
Back on the cow site!
959,582...*click*
959,583...*click*
959,584...*click*
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 21, 2009 at 02:09 PM
Alien Cow Abduction opened for Ozzy Osbourne.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 21, 2009 at 03:22 PM
My " Hillary Cracks an Entire Set of Bone China Over Bill's Head " lamp is much more awesome.
Posted by: Clankazoid | October 21, 2009 at 04:16 PM
Somwhere on the planet Florp:
"You're
sure these are the leaders, right?"Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 21, 2009 at 09:31 PM
Somewhere on the planet Florp:
"You're sure these are the leaders, right?"
*brain abducted as well*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 21, 2009 at 09:32 PM
sheesh
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 21, 2009 at 09:33 PM
um,.... Judi ......
*sorry*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 21, 2009 at 09:34 PM
Thank you.
*ahem*
Somewhere on Planet Florp:
"You're SURE these are the leaders, right?"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 21, 2009 at 09:47 PM
What just happened ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | October 21, 2009 at 10:32 PM
9:31 - meant to italicize "sure", but did the HTML tag for strikethru instead.
9:32 - tried again to correctly post with italics tag, but had failed to close mistaken strikethru tag, so everything showed up struck thru
9:33 - belated, unsuccessful attempt to close strikethru tag from 9:31. Text still struck thru.
9:34 - begged for judi's help and forgiveness. Text still struck-thru
9:47 - thanked the all-powerful judi for cleaning up my compound idiocy sometime after 9:34. All previously struck-thru text from 9:34 on is now un-struck-thru.
10:whatever - resumed banging head on wall
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 21, 2009 at 10:51 PM
9:31 - meant to italicize "sure", but did the HTML tag for strikethru instead.
9:32 - tried again to correctly post with italics tag, but had failed to close mistaken strikethru tag, so everything showed up struck thru
9:33 - belated, unsuccessful attempt to close strikethru tag from 9:31. Text still struck thru.
9:34 - begged for judi's help and forgiveness. Text still struck-thru
9:47 - thanked the all-powerful judi for cleaning up my compound idiocy sometime after 9:34. All previously struck-thru text from 9:34 on is now un-struck-thru.
10:whatever - resumed banging head on wall
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 21, 2009 at 10:51 PM
10:58 - gave up
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 21, 2009 at 10:58 PM
Bad day Meanie? Tomorrow will be better. Or worse. Either way it will be different.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 21, 2009 at 11:19 PM