WRITING ASSIGNMENT OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Jack Robertson, superintendent of the Governor Wentworth Regional
School District, said the teacher asked students to respond to the
question: "If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his
mouth?"
(Thanks to CJrun)

I'd never urinate in my Brother's mouth! I would however crap in his ear ....
Posted by: Paul Bearer | September 19, 2009 at 09:24 AM
What about a sister?
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2009 at 10:12 AM
I'm an only child, so I have no experience in this field.
Posted by: Mercutio the Pirate | September 19, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Obviously that little microsoft clippie thing is having some fun with her word processor.
Posted by: Clankazoid | September 19, 2009 at 10:31 AM
The question had some parents and residents what made the teacher think posing the question was appropriate.
If you knocked a writer down, would that teach him to proof his work?
Posted by: annie where-but-here | September 19, 2009 at 10:37 AM
You write what you know.
Posted by: Steve | September 19, 2009 at 10:49 AM
Certainly this is a question that needs to be raised during the 2012 presidential debates. Okay, maybe the vice-presidential debate.
Posted by: KJP | September 19, 2009 at 12:46 PM
Why didn't this teacher just go to the superintendent and ask to be fired? It would have been a lot easier and a lot less embarrassing. I agree with Annie. Pruff you're werk! Use spelchek two.
Posted by: nursecindy (aka Mad Jenny Flint) | September 19, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Golden opportunity, but it would be a waste of urine.
Posted by: Dirty Tom Kidd the loudmouth | September 19, 2009 at 02:29 PM
This question was more difficult for the wenches to answeerrrrr.
Posted by: Cap'n Brett Roughknuckles (CJrun) | September 19, 2009 at 04:31 PM
When me brothers knocked each other down, they'd sit on the other's head and faaaaarrrrrt. No cleanin' needed! haaarrrrrr!!!
Glad I'm a girrrrrll.. But oi'm not sayin' what I done. AAAAAARRRRRRR
Posted by: Cheatin' Abigail Slaughter Tash | September 20, 2009 at 12:00 AM
exactly - that's what we did back in '64 as i recall. we would also squeeze each others testicles. good times. the sixties. peace and love.
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 20, 2009 at 01:14 AM