WOMEN CAN BE SO PICKY

Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots

(Thanks to Siouxie)

Comments

[KnotCalicoSherly Kidd]

Cook him the stew first.

[Cap'n Helga Beerbong]

I'd make the bastid eat it. EWW!!

[annie where-but-here]

The new Chamberpot series from T-Fal.

[insomniac]

or she needs to hold a crapperware party...

[Black Tom "frodo" Read]

Stick 'im in the scupper!! Raise the mainsail and turn 'er into the wind! ARRRHHHH!!!

[danceswithvowels]

Time for a no-faultrt divorce?

Arrrrrrrrh.

[nursecindy (aka Mad Jenny Flint)]

Nice to see danceswithvowels back. As for this guy if he were my husband this headline would read, "Wife beats husband with pots after he defecates in them". Then he would go buy me some new pots and THEN I would kick him to the curb. No cook likes a critic. AAAARRRRRRR.

[Bloody Mary the Punkin Chukkaaaaaaar]

Leftovers again??

[SW]

I knew a woman who cooks carrots and pees (peas) in thwe same pot. Does that count?

[MoFaux]

"Oluwakele, I am the MAN of the house! I can poo wherever I want to, WHEN I want to!"

These were the last words of a Nigerian man who up until recently had shown his 'GREAT LOVE' for his wife by using the proper utilities: the crockpot.

[Dirty Tom Kidd the loudmouth]

Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup.

Not so loud, everyone will want one.

[Dirty Tom Kidd the loudmouth]

Obligatory: Dumb $h!+.

[Riga Mortis]

I'm confused, is she complaining they don't have a pot to p$ss in, or that they do have a pot to p$ss in?

[NotSoShy Cheatin' Velma Morgan]

Walk the plank, buddy. And wil you're thinking about your crime, do some dishes.

[Cap'n Helga Beerbong]

"Honey...this chicken tastes like sh!t!"

[Cap'n Helga Beerbong]

oh yeah..Arrrrrrrrr!

[rickh]

OK somebody i know (not me) might have peed in a pot (a FLOWER pot) once (or twice) but this even i or whoever the flower pot urinator was/is would never do THAT.

[Suzy Q]

Men arrrrrr gross.

[Cap'n Brett Roughknuckles (CJrun)]

GOOOOOOOOOOO GATOOOOOOOOOORSSSS!!!!

[Meanie the Blue as Iron John Kidd]

This is usually an either/or situation, but this guy did both, evidently. Unless he's still on it.....

*Throws an Arrrrrrrrr in there*

[shellann]

Increasing the dishes workrate - definitely a divorceable offense

[Cap'n Helga Beerbong]

ARRRRRRRRR! I hearrrrrd of cookin' in the poop deck...but this be rrrrrrrrrrridiculous!

[Just Ducky]

Hang the scurvy dog from the yarrrdarrrm, I say! Arrrr, me hearties!

[Cap'n Helga Beerbong]

ARRRRRR! It wouldn't be "Talk Like a Pirrrrrrrate Day" without me linking to this:

Ahoy! Land be overrrr tharrrrrrrr!

[Cap'n Sam "random" Roberts]

Me thinks she was hopin' for a Cleveland steamerrrrr.

[Annie o' the Shivered Timbers]

Cap'n Helga - are you our waitress for the evening? If so, I'll have the codpiece.

[Jazzzz]

awfully small, I'd say ...

[Jazzzz]

WTF is that thang on my post?

[Black Tom "frodo" Read]

Apologize in advance for the re-post, but if any one missed it the other day ARRRRHHHH!!!!

[Jazzzz]

Arrrrr.. the blog be possessed

[Black Tom "frodo" Read]

Oh, and by the bye, "Annie o' the Shivered Timbers????" ROFLMAO!!! ARRRHHH!!

[Black Tom "frodo" Read]

Aye, Jazzzz, the bot be over to Davy Jones ghost... Scurvy one, he be... ARRRHHHH!!!

[Annie Where-but-here]

WTF is that thang on my post?

Posted by: Jazzzz | September 19, 2009 at 10:24 PM

TMI, Jazzzz, but there's probably a cream for that.

[Black Tom "frodo" Read]

ROFLMAO at AWBH... "Well, if not a cream, there's probably an app for it..."

[PirateBoy]

I guess their relationship didn't pan out?

[shellinoz]

I love my Craphalon Cookware.

[SW]

She's better off with out him. He sounds like a real crap-pot. A psychoceramic.

[Jazzzz]

Thanks AWBH .... "Apply cream rapidly until desired results ..."?

[Clankazoid]

One last half-hearted Aarrr. ( Goes back to sleep )

[Annie Where-but-here]

*snork* @ Jazzzz! nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...