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September 24, 2009

WE DON'T PAY OUR FIREFIGHTERS ENOUGH

Firefighters dodge sparks as they saw through metal ring into which man had inserted his penis. He used the weight in effort to make it longer, but it got stuck for three days.

(Thanks to Justin Barber)

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“He was kind of a wingnut,” Broussard said.

True dat.

BRILLIANT!!

At least they didn't use a fire ax.

They're used to dealing with hoses.

Snork @ Siouxie.

If they weren't careful, it would be "the most unkindest cut of all..."

He put his penis through the hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener, two or three days earlier.

Two or three days? And he walked around like that? Well, he was a dumbbell.

The penis had blackened and swollen to five times its normal size, authorities said.

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

*throws Jeff an ice bag*

A fellow, concerned with his size,
Desired to be "chief" among guys.
He took a steel ring
And encircled his thing
For which he was soon penilized.

(If anyone wants me, I'll be curled up in the fetal position in the corner.)

If Lorena Bobbitt had been there she could have fixed his problem in a heart beat.

If Lorena Bobbitt had been there she could have fixed his problem in a heart beat.

*tosses Ford79 a pillow*

It was almost a night to re-member . . .

Snork @ Ford.

I'm sure some of the blog guys are wondering if it worked.

LTTG, as usual.
BUT -
You'd think at age 50-something, he'd know that the only things continuously growing are his nose, fingernails and hairs. Sheesh.
*waves pinky finger at that guy*

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