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September 24, 2009

THIS EXPLAINS THE LACK OF PRODUCTIVITY

The average British man or woman has slept with 2.8 million people -- albeit indirectly, according to figures released on Wednesday to promote awareness of sexual health.

(Thanks to Jonathan)

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Alcohol may have been involved:

Researchers, who surveyed 3000 women aged 18-50, found on average they slept with eight men, but were drunk with at least five, and on two occasions couldn't remember the man's name the next day...


(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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*Books ticket to London. Buys bourbon.*

That is why we call you all...honey.

Key stat: "6 per cent had never had sex sober."

Not unlike sleeping with the Verizon network.

"But in doing so many women will be losing self-control, and this is when drunken one-night stands are more likely to occur."

Like this is a bad thing?

Good one, Cheesewiz.

That is why we call you all...honey.

Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2009 at 09:47 AM

Siouxie, I was wondering about that.

So, 8 guys, 5 when you were drunk, 2 you don't even remember the name, leaving...the ex-husband?

Nice.

they told me those results would never be published!

Yes, honey.

Jimmy Buffett said it best...

♫ I really do appreciate the fact youre sittin here Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face dont look too clear
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o brew
Honey, why dont we get drunk and screw...♬

And now we know who to blame for the next STD pandemic.

No doubt Paris Hilton is relieved that she now has an alibi...

A lot of guys will be surprised to learn that they have slept with Kevin Bacon.

Siouxie, I think that was Johnny Paycheck. I never heard Jimmy Buffet sing that song.

Explains all the spotted dick, though.

Ken that's one of my favorite Jimmy Buffet songs! I wonder if they've ever studied the stats here in the U.S.?

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