THIS EXPLAINS THE LACK OF PRODUCTIVITY
The average British man or woman has slept
with 2.8 million people -- albeit indirectly, according to figures
released on Wednesday to promote awareness of sexual health.
(Thanks to Jonathan)
Related Item: Alcohol may have been involved:
(Thanks to Allen at Division)

*Books ticket to London. Buys bourbon.*
Posted by: bonmot | September 24, 2009 at 09:45 AM
That is why we call you all...honey.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2009 at 09:47 AM
Key stat: "6 per cent had never had sex sober."
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 24, 2009 at 09:50 AM
Not unlike sleeping with the Verizon network.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 24, 2009 at 09:52 AM
"But in doing so many women will be losing self-control, and this is when drunken one-night stands are more likely to occur."
Like this is a bad thing?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 24, 2009 at 09:55 AM
Good one, Cheesewiz.
That is why we call you all...honey.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2009 at 09:47 AM
Siouxie, I was wondering about that.
So, 8 guys, 5 when you were drunk, 2 you don't even remember the name, leaving...the ex-husband?
Nice.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 24, 2009 at 10:11 AM
they told me those results would never be published!
Posted by: nora | September 24, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Yes, honey.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Jimmy Buffett said it best...
♫ I really do appreciate the fact youre sittin here Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face dont look too clear
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o brew
Honey, why dont we get drunk and screw...♬
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2009 at 10:31 AM
And now we know who to blame for the next STD pandemic.
No doubt Paris Hilton is relieved that she now has an alibi...
Posted by: Wes S. | September 24, 2009 at 11:42 AM
A lot of guys will be surprised to learn that they have slept with Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | September 24, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Siouxie, I think that was Johnny Paycheck. I never heard Jimmy Buffet sing that song.
Posted by: ken in sc | September 24, 2009 at 12:22 PM
For ken ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2009 at 12:52 PM
Explains all the spotted dick, though.
Posted by: bonmot | September 24, 2009 at 01:10 PM
Ken that's one of my favorite Jimmy Buffet songs! I wonder if they've ever studied the stats here in the U.S.?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 24, 2009 at 01:30 PM