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September 29, 2009

THEY'RE WORTH A FORTUNE ON THE BLACK MARKET

A Florida woman says a plastic bag that contained her uncle's cremated remains was stolen during a burglary.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

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I certainly hope that he was in a 1 quart resealable bag. Otherwise he is never going to get to fly again.

I'm pretty sure that cremains are more gray market than black market, but I could be wrong.

I hope the burglars didn't think it was cocaine. Snorting someone's uncle just seems so wrong.

Psst, dude, got some nice Tampa Tio here.

Denise Littler stored them next to another box that contained her father's cremated remains. Those ashes were not disturbed.

How sad is that? Your ashes aren't even good enough to be burgled but your brother's are.

Wasn't me. I swear.

*snorks* @ Layzeeboy and Keith Richards.

That's why we have a decorative urn in the living room filled with the ashes from our hibachi. The loved ones are in the top of the closet, to throw the crooks off.

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