PARKING-METER SEX UPDATE
Incredibly, alcohol may have been involved.
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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September 19, 2009
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This reminds me of one of Dave's columns:
"The study of wine is called 'oenology,' which sounds like an unnatural sex act.
POLICE OFFICER: Your Honor, we caught this person committing oenology with a parking meter.
JUDGE: Lock him up."
Posted by: Mercutio the Pirate | September 19, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Did he at least put a quarter in the meter?
Posted by: annie where-but-here | September 19, 2009 at 11:16 AM
Annie I wondered the same thing. Otherwise he's going to get a ticket also. Did anyone else notice that the parking meters all had a surprised look on them? Also I'm guessing he's single.
Posted by: nursecindy (aka Mad Jenny Flint) | September 19, 2009 at 01:09 PM
He can’t remember much of the incident
That's what they all say about their drunken parkin' meter violatin' whorin' in port. Yaarrrr ye scurvey hard tack weevils.
Posted by: Dirty Tom Kidd the loudmouth | September 19, 2009 at 02:22 PM
Me thought sex by the meter was a reference to length!
Posted by: Cap'n Brett Roughknuckles | September 19, 2009 at 04:10 PM
Me thought it was when you go to a brothel or pay a hooker.
Or when you hire and attorney.
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2009 at 04:30 PM
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Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2009 at 04:30 PM