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September 19, 2009

PARKING-METER SEX UPDATE

Incredibly, alcohol may have been involved.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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This reminds me of one of Dave's columns:

"The study of wine is called 'oenology,' which sounds like an unnatural sex act.
POLICE OFFICER: Your Honor, we caught this person committing oenology with a parking meter.
JUDGE: Lock him up."

Did he at least put a quarter in the meter?

Annie I wondered the same thing. Otherwise he's going to get a ticket also. Did anyone else notice that the parking meters all had a surprised look on them? Also I'm guessing he's single.

He can’t remember much of the incident

That's what they all say about their drunken parkin' meter violatin' whorin' in port. Yaarrrr ye scurvey hard tack weevils.

Me thought sex by the meter was a reference to length!

Me thought it was when you go to a brothel or pay a hooker.

Or when you hire and attorney.

-d

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