NOT IN MIAMI

Demand among male shoppers for pantyhose has apparently been soaring over the past five years.

(Thanks to Bill, and Anil Haji)

Comments

[Siouxie]

Sorry...ain't doing it for me.

*snork*

[Cheesewiz]

So wrong, in so many ways.

Maybe for Halloween or Talk like a Birate Day.

[Annie Where-but-here]

metro-snorkable.

[NotSherly]

FYI blogmen and all men- Kilts are the only acceptable skirts for a man.
The addition of mantyhose would ruin everything.
IMHO.

[nora]

couldn't agree more, notsherly. uh, judi.... kilt link? pretty please? ;)

[Jeff Meyerson]

Those are not pantyhose.

Now give him the Flintstones hairdo and those "The Fly" sunglasses and he's all set...to get the crap beat out of him.

[Clankazoid]

After Halloween passes, we'll all come to our senses.

[billinbossier]

'This winter the city's most stylish men will have a secret weapon hidden in their trousers.'

We should be so lucky.

[KJP]

I know that look. That's a man clearly thinking, "Please kill me NOW."

[Jeff Meyerson]

KJP, maybe. Or else he's thinking, "that's the last time I bet with you, you b@stard!" Or, "where did I put my drink (hic)?"

[bonmot]

I think he'd rather skirt the whole issue.

[BillyJoeJimBob]

Does a man's rising hemline mean the economy is improving, or that the apocalypse is near?

[wiredog]

We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights! Yeah!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights!

[Wes S.]

Let me guess: The Herald editors had a choice of putting this blogpost either here or at "Gay South Florida"...and Dave lost the coin toss.

That, or somebody got really confused as to which century he lives in. His top half is twenty-first...and from the waist down he's modeling the sixteen hundreds.

Either way...blecch.

[Lairbo]

I say we withhold judgement until we see what sort of jacket he wears with this outfit, although that tie is inexcusable.

[NotSherly]

Hey, this guy has nicer fingernails than me.

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ dog...love that movie!

This guy just looks WAY too happy (iycmd)(nttawwt)

[Betsy]

I'm SO glad I'm at an age where I no longer have to worry about the significance of this stuff.

It almost makes me sympathize with my late uncle, who used to annoy me with his haircut critiques ("Is that a BOY or a girl? Har har har!")

I said "almost"

[nursecindy]

nora does this help? As for the guy in this article it looks like he started getting dressed for work, realized he didn't have any clean pants, so he put his girlfriend/wife's skirt on because he was in a hurry.

[Zoodle]

I say we withhold judgement until we see what sort of jacket he wears with this outfit, although that tie is inexcusable.

Posted by: Lairbo | September 24, 2009 at 11:42 AM

My lunch has now been snorked all over my computer. Thanks.

[MartiniShark]

Oh, I'm a Stockbroker
and I'm O-Kay,
I work downtown
In my skirt all day.

I sell some stocks - I buy some bonds
My shoes are black lame'.
I work in women's clothing,
'Cause my boss is 10 cubicles away!

[EB]

Dares a daytime post...

This means we get the Middle Ages back, Before the Apocalypse.

With the Nukes, which they have been talking about getting rid of for 50 years, it won't last long...

EB

Enjoying the nuts I see, before we are Toast.

[Mary]

It's one thing for men to wear pantyhose as insulation under respectable clothing (like my dad does in the winter offshore), but this? No, thanks.

On another note, doesn't the guy look like a young Henry Winkler (his face, not his clothes)?

[oneblankspace]

Why didn't Dave let judi post this one?

[Steve]

Today we gather to mourn Dave, whose mother always told him to wear clean mantyhose in case he was ever in an accident. As we know, the accident was minor but Dave unfortunately passed from embarrassment at the hospital.

[nursecindy]

When I worked in the ER I told a guy once that it was my job to make sure his underwear was clean. I'm so ashamed.

[Betsy]

MartiniShark...Mega*snorks*, and thanks a LOT for the earworm.

[Jeff Meyerson]

cindy, you naughty girl!

[Jeff Meyerson]

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

[nora]

thank you, nursecindy!!!!

[Loudmouth]

Oh, jeez nc.

Pluck their guybrows, man-icure, slip on the tights and skirt. Tranny headliner?

[Philster]

Where's the squirrel?