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September 24, 2009

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

Store launches underpants for left-handed men

(Thanks to nursecindy and Jeff Meyerson)

("Underpants Launchers" would be... OK, it would not be a good name for a rock band.)

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Typical. No consideration for the women that have to deal with...things. This is why we wear boxers or kilts.

Tighty whities for hefty lefties!

That's not fair! I'm left handed and I don't see them coming up with thongs for left-handed women.

Hmmmph!

*knows what to get The Blog for Christmas*

When I read this I couldn't help but wonder if this was really a big problem. Just because you're left handed doesn't mean your right hand doesn't work at all does it? My ex is a leftie and I don't remember him ever saying he had a problem. Not with this anyway.

Are these made by Members Only?

Ya see, this is one of those things that guys don't really worry about, or even think about much. And certainly they don't discuss it with other guys! But because it's you all, I'll start the sharing.

I never use that stupid flap thing. Never have, never will.


Huuuuhhh....I feel better for sharing.
; )

Speaking as a left handed, urinating male, I can say without reservation that, like to many things in the right handed world, we just adapt.

Now scissors is a whole 'nother thing.

When seconds can make all the difference. And being sober.

What Brian said. Just yank the top down and go for it.

*waves at cindy*

"[L]eft-handed men have to reach much further into their pants, performing a Z shaped maneuver through two 180 degree angles before achieving the result that right handed men perform with ease."

I'm a lefty, and I never gave this any thought before. Now that I'm thinking about it, I probably won't be able to do it at all. And I bet I start stammering too.

It may be lawsuit time.

Will it improve their aim???

Waves at Jeff! I wouldn't count on it improving their aim Siouxie. Especially if alcohol is involved.

I'm with Brian and Jeff but I know guys who go to all sorts of lengths - so to speak. They unbuckle their belts, unsnap and unzip right at the urinal. I can never figure out why their pants don't fall down around their ankles!

And, no, I don't watch - the sound effects make it pretty clear what's going on.

Wouldn't make too much of a diff for those of you that just SIT whilst urinating.

You mean women, Siouxie, he asked innocently?

Scott's right, though. Sometimes you walk into a bathroom and see some guy (you can't miss it, believe me) - occasionally an old guy (IYKWIM) with everything unbuckled and pulled down way more than is comfortable to see.

TMI

Um...sure Jeff. Cuz we all know that lazyass guys never sit to pee.

The fastest way to clear out a mens' room is to stand at the urinal next to some dude and say, loud enough for all to hear, "Nice dick!"

Spotted?...

*Did not know how many lefties we have on the blog.*

And kudos to you all for performing that difficult 'Z' maneuver on a daily basis.

Not having a "Z-shape" myself, I'm with the other guys: pull down and over the top!

When I sent this into the blog I had no idea it would give me the opportunity to know so much more about our blog guys!

Well we're NOT going to talk about doglegs.

Dave's a lefty, isn't he, he wondered?

Signed,

Not a lefty

What about the other half of the week when you turn them inside out?

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