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September 21, 2009

IT HAS A SECRET IDENTITY AS A MUCH MEEKER LIZARD

Spider Man Lizard!

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(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

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I guess it ate the squirrel.

♬ Spider lizard...spider lizard...does whatever a spider lizard does ♭

Gotta get me one!!

Siouxie, that explains the phone booth on your patio. Your leezard is Superman.

He even has little bicep muscles. Very cute. I don't want one.

They missed the scientific name--it's really Peter Parkerins

Yes, but can he save me a bunch of money on my car insurance?

Great.

Now every numbnut will want to have one for a pet until they find out that they have to eat 7 times a day, have 4 rows of fangs that only develope after they are 2 years old, and they grow to 4 feet long.

"Hhmmm...what to do with him, what to do....Oh I know! Out to The Everglades with him!! He'll love it out there!"

Up on the rock, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, no it's not, it's a freaking lizard?

Yeah, but can he climb up walls... wait, I guess he can.

Probably a swing voter.

I've seen these wild in Kenya; what the story doesn't say is that the spider-woman lizard is a drab brown plain Mary Jane. Sorry, Peter.

It looks SO MUCH better on a bun. Yum.

Wow! What gorgeous colors.

I guess with a tiny bit of power comes a proportionally small amount of responsibility . . .

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