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September 20, 2009

HIGHLY UNLIKELY TO BE MADE INTO A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

Naked man, 91, holds drunken intruder at gunpoint

(Thanks to Don Faber)

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I'm guessing he's shootin' blanks.

I don't know, I can see Bruce's Willis as the hero.

After a certain age, you don't really care about the unimportant stuff--like clothes. It's the ammo that really matters.

"He said he got his revolver and went out back to let the guy know how he felt about home invaders."

Just another reason this 91-yr-old's generation is called The Greatest Generation.

Clint Eastwood has secured the movie rights, saying, "What the hell; I'm free next summer and I'm tired of wearing pants all the time."

Must have fought in the Battle of the Bulge.

Yes, but were his eyebrows properly threaded? Hmm??

Sometimes our elderly don't realize they are....elderly. I took an older lady from my church to dinner the other night because she really doesn't have any family. She asked the waiter if she qualified for the Senior Citizen Discount. She's 89 years old. They asked her if she was over 60 and she said she was so they told her she qualified. I thought they handled it very well.

Nice simuling with you, nc!

I agree Scott.

I am just shocked that this happened in Florida...

All units, be on the alert for an elderly gentleman, wearing no clothes, and armed with a dead weapon.

Things were fine til he stepped on his scrotum.

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