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September 28, 2009

CSI: ATHENS

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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Police also found a bag of marijuana on one of the teens, according to the report.

CSI: Athens - The Case of the Munchies

Herbin' renewal.

...police later found them in the neighborhood and were able to return nine of the Fruit Roll-Ups to the woman. Police also found a bag of marijuana on one of the teens, according to the report.

Cop: Here's nine of the Fruit Roll-Ups they took.

Woman: Oh, thank you officer. Um, did you happen to find anything, you know, else on them?

Cop: Well, there was this bag of pot...

Woman: Oh, thank God, I was afraid... I mean, oh my! Merciful heavens! And to think they were right there in my own living room! Er, you didn't find a vintage bong on them, too, did you? About this high, rose-colored glass, brass fittings, with a little chip out of the base?

Cop: No ma'am.

Woman: I feel faint! Lordy, I've getting the vapors!

Cop: It's okay, ma'am, we'll get some smelling salts...

Woman: My special homemade brownies always work better, fetch me some from the kitchen, won't you?

Lairbo, is that from The Grass Menagerie?

*snork* @ Meanie!

another snork @ Meanie

I thought this story would involve Athens, Greece. But I hadn't read very far a-tall when I began to think I might be mistaken.

So the cops were able to return the fruit roll ups but not the missing jewellery? Fine work there detective. Make sure that you return the burgled items to the homeowner.

Police also found a bag of marijuana on one of the teens, according to the report.

"Here's your nin rolls up, ma'am, and your bag of pot."

"Thanks!"

(cop leaves)

"Mom, you had a bag of pot?"

"No, but I do now!"

Rank amateurs. Bag of pot + Fruit Roll-Ups. Rolling Paper ye dern idiots!

Sharkie, is it possible to light a fruit roll up? Just curious.

Oh those silly Greeks. 'Twas a true oddessey.

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