BECAUSE MASSACHUSETTS HAS SOLVED ALL ITS OTHER PROBLEMS
The Fluffernutter, once defamed by a state legislator, could soon become the official sandwich of Massachusetts.
And that's not all: The sandwich is one of three foods that a legislative committee will consider for official state status tomorrow. The others are Necco Wafers, for official state candy, and Charleston Chew, for candy bar.
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)