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September 23, 2009


A Lancashire businessman is letting his pet fish choose who will become the new owners of his £675,000 house.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and nursecindy)


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"They are the ideal symbols of love and friendship and I have no doubt they will pick the right winner someone who will get on with the neighbours and someone who will look after the fish themselves."

Cue the Twilight Zone music.

"Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha!"

Sounds fishy. Don't be koi with me.

He sounds like a total idiot, but do the math. If the house is worth 675,000, he comes out ahead from profit on entry fees.

Wow. It makes total sense.

I, for one, would welcome our new aquatic overlords.

Does the house have wall-to-wall carping?

Ocean view?

I wonder if the fish's name is Eric?

Obligatory Monty Python YouTube link:

"Aye, 'ave you selected our next tennant yet, wan-DA?"

Jeff and I are on the same wavelength. I sent this in also. Good thing I like Jeff and Dave otherwise I'd cry.

Next time, cindy.

Thank you Dave. *Does Happy Dance*

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