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August 27, 2009

SOUNDS TO US, READING BETWEEN THE LINES, AS THOUGH ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Drunk man found at grocery store eating avocados

(Thanks to Dogg Fish)

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... and yet, he had the means to buy alcohol ...

I didn't know alcohol gave you the munchies.

What?! That's illegal?!

They should mash all that food together and market it under "Hearty Spread" and advertise it during Super Bowl. You have to be drunk before you eat it though.

I'd have to be drunk to eat an avacado.

Or maybe he is pregnant.

Yum, avocados.

The guy was just getting his vitamins the old fashioned way.

But did he peel the avocados first?

I had a good friend who warned me I would never make a good drunk because I wanted to stop after the first drink and eat. He was right.
Some people just get hungry.

There's just something about Bismark that makes you want to get drunk and eat avocados. ( Mrs. Bismark always said that. )

waka...hic...gwaka...hic...gwak...urp...holymoly...flop

Om nom om nom om nom.

No, Señor, I said you need an abogado.

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