August 26, 2009
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
(Thanks to Jonathan)
If you're wondering what an "Eco-thinker" is, here's an actual unretouched photograph of one in action:
WHY WE LOVE THE INTERNET
Let's put this guy in charge!
(Thanks to Bruce Webster)
LIZARD SEX UPDATE
(Thanks to Layzeeboy)
WE CALL THIS 'DEVELOPING A SOURCE'
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
BECAUSE, AS A PLANET, WE DON'T ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS
(Thanks to Ralph and James)
August 25, 2009
THIS CAN'T BE GOOD
PROTECT ALL YOUR ODOR ZONES!
You NEED this product.
Key Quote: "I got odors in special places."
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
(Update from the person heading out to get in the unemployment line: Thanks also to about a thousand people who sent this in last month.)
THE COMING VIOLENT UPRISING OF THE DOGS
(Thanks to Anil Haji)
WHICH ALSO EXPLAINS THE 27 PAIRS OF VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL SHOES
SPORTSPERSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR
He was using his rifle to shoot dragonflies?
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Horace LaBadie)
THEY WERE HELD FOR QUESTIONING, FOLLOWED BY DINNER
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
August 24, 2009
ADVISORY TO MOTORISTS
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
THIS JUST IN FROM TOP-LEVEL DOWN-UNDER BOFFINS
Key Subhead That Many Human Women Would Probably Agree With: Bit of a desert out there, Sheila
(Thanks to Ron)
CORRECTION (thanks to wiredog): The boffins were actually meddlesome American boffins.
INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
(Thanks to jdbo)
WHY DOGS GO OUTSIDE
(Thanks to nursecindy)
(Thanks to Jonathan)
YOU DON'T SEE THIS OFTEN
(For the record, this blog likes the fifth-place finisher the best.)
THIS IS NOT GOOD
(Thanks to Barbara)
HE WOULD SURVIVE APPROXIMATELY TWO SECONDS IN MIAMI
WORLD ECONOMIC UPDATE
(Thanks to Chuck Cody, who says "I'm gonna use my loan to buy more ham.")
You know what you can do with your study.
(Thanks to Malcolm)
August 23, 2009
UPDATE ON 'WINKERS,' THE JEANS THAT WINK AT YOU
You asked for video. You will be sorry.
(Thanks to John Gregg)
THE INTERNATIONAL ECONOMIC SITUATION
It's getting worse.
(Thanks to Ralph)
TODAY'S SPORTS UPDATE
Unfortunately, because of our strict policy against making fun of names, we are unable to bring you Today's Sports Update.
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
WHEN WOMEN ASK, 'WHAT DO GUYS WANT?'
We answer: They want this.
(Thanks to Bruce)
NO JURY IN THE LAND WILL CONVICT HIM
(Thanks to Cynthia)
ATTENTION HOLIDAY SHOPPERS
(Thanks to Laura)
August 22, 2009
IN FLORIDA, WE CALL THIS A ROUTINE THEFT
WE HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
(Thanks to Matt Filar and Wizzy)
SAVVY MARKETING PITCH OF THE MORNING SO FAR
I stumbled upon herald.com while looking for other cell phone resources. I can see you linked to other websites similar to mine so I thought you may be interested in my website...
EBAY ITEM OF THE WEEK SO FAR, NURSE-EDUCATION DIVISION
(Thanks to Mahatma Kane Jeeves)
Warning: Do not click on the link unless you are prepared to view explicit images in which you can't really tell what the hell is going on.
(Thanks to Lord G)
August 21, 2009
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER...
(Thanks to Larry Carnahan)