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It makes it so much easier on the EMT's when the bodies walk into the coroner's office for autopsy.
Posted by: NotSherly | August 30, 2009 at 01:13 PM
With all of the budget cuts in Calif., victims are required to help so that a minimum number of public employees are needed.
Posted by: Ivan Toblog | August 30, 2009 at 01:25 PM
With all of the budget cuts in Calif., victims are required to help so that a minimum number of public employees are needed.
Posted by: Ivan Toblog | August 30, 2009 at 01:25 PM
Those uppers he took after he died really work!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 30, 2009 at 01:27 PM
Of course he's alive, people. He's staying with Elvis.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2009 at 01:50 PM
Yup, Siou, here we go!
Posted by: Tash | August 30, 2009 at 01:54 PM
Slinks in®
I know. That was bad.
Posted by: Cat R | August 30, 2009 at 02:18 PM
I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive.
Hey, that's good enough for me. No date, no face shot, just a generic 'person' with a long wig, but this clown is 'sure' it is real.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2009 at 02:25 PM
Hey, I totally believe that everything on the internet is true. Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff. : ) Why would someone lie on the internet? Really, that's just crazy talk.
Posted by: Auntie M | August 30, 2009 at 02:34 PM
Seeing is believing, but I'm not buying any of it until I read about it in the Weekly World News.
Posted by: Clankazoid | August 30, 2009 at 02:35 PM
michael jackson died?
Posted by: crossgirl | August 30, 2009 at 03:01 PM
Amazing...after all this time, Dave has only posted 5 videos.
Posted by: oneblankspace | August 30, 2009 at 03:03 PM
A coworker told me about this and believed it. I replied, "Yeah, he's living with Elvis behind a donut shop in Dahlonega, Georgia."
She thought I was serious. So if you hear that rumor, it must also be true, because I said it.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 30, 2009 at 03:30 PM
So you guys are saying Elvis supposedly died too. When did this happen? I need to get out more
Posted by: Jazzzz | August 30, 2009 at 04:10 PM
you and i may not be smart
believe in things that morons start
just call mike's name...
he'll still be dead!
(too soon?)
Posted by: insomniac | August 30, 2009 at 04:12 PM
*snork* @ isom
Posted by: Jazzzz | August 30, 2009 at 04:14 PM
O/T Are any of you one of those, uhhhh, "talented" girls that "was just looking for me" on FaceBook ?
back on/T
Posted by: Jazzzz | August 30, 2009 at 04:21 PM
Meh. I'd believe it if he had stepped out of the van backwards and Moon-walked through the door.
Meanwhile, I have just proven to myself an important fact; after enough beers, and with an all-afternoon, commercial-free jam on a rock radio station, you actually can stand up and boogie on a riding lawn mower, while still mowing. At least on the straighter segments and gemtle curves. Watch out for roots, though, or you may spill your beer.
Posted by: CJrun | August 30, 2009 at 04:45 PM
I remember all those Elvis Sightings, living in Memphis the years after he died.
Kings of Pop always die; because of Bad Docs, who give them what they want.
Now, on You Tube, I suppose we'll be seeing Ted Kennedy up walking in Arlington with his brothers.....
EB
Posted by: EB | August 30, 2009 at 05:02 PM
Now, seeing Teddy moonwalk would be believable
Posted by: Jazzzz | August 30, 2009 at 05:22 PM
One of the best "Are they dead?" productions ever: Stephen King's Nightmares and Dreamscapes (You Know They Got a Hell of a Band.)
Posted by: Guin | August 30, 2009 at 06:34 PM
*channelling crossgirl*
CJ, no!
Posted by: djtonyb | August 30, 2009 at 06:49 PM
Grabs first aid kit and cell phone for calling 911 in case CJ does it anyway.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 30, 2009 at 07:15 PM
Oh, I already did it, for quite some time. Wimin just don't understand lawn mowing. This yard is so dang big, it took me 4 hours, on a riding mower, to do @ half, and that's given that I did the area closest to the house only Thursday (yes, I did that again today, standing up and dancing).
Sitting around in the air conditioning holds no attraction, for me; in just a few months, that will become sitting around in the heat. The grass doesn't grow in the winter, so this is the only time of year you can stand on a riding mower and jam out in the blazing Sun.
For the sake of the neighbors, maybe next time I will wear clothes.
Posted by: CJrun | August 30, 2009 at 07:29 PM
CJ while you're sitting around this winter you could take up a hobby. Scrap booking or something.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 30, 2009 at 07:45 PM
don't worry nursecindy... it will be pointy ball season, he won't emerge again until February.
Posted by: Jazzzz | August 30, 2009 at 08:12 PM
Well I thought it was fake, too. But then I heard that realistic sounding heavy breathing as Jackson walked out of the van. Now, I don't know what to think.
Posted by: Elon | August 30, 2009 at 08:41 PM
If people keep downloading stuff like this, the internet will have a serious problem.
Posted by: Ralph | August 30, 2009 at 08:50 PM
Sorry, can't read any more posts for a couple of days, because I'm uploading everything.
Posted by: Tash | August 30, 2009 at 09:59 PM
Well.. I have to say... That DID kind of look like a tall chimpanzee, so maybe they're right.
Posted by: Will | August 31, 2009 at 11:19 AM