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August 28, 2009

EVER WONDER WHERE BABY FRUITS COME FROM?

(Thanks to John Grant, DavCat, Matt Filar and fast eddie)

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Porn gum.

I've officially lived too long.

Hey Dave, what about me?

I sent it yesterday a.m.

Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, told The Sun: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face. I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

Mr. Simpkins clearly needs to get some a life.

Yeepers. It's the Teletubbies sex scandal all over again.

Everybody take a breath and get off the internet.

Hey, remember that cherry you said you lost? I think I found it!

Didn't know fruits would reproduce.

I like the related story on the side where it says that kids are eating less mints and turning to gum instead. I always knew that lemon was a slut.

This is old news; a simple web search would have revealed it.

If the guy sees cartoon fruit having sex...I'd keep him 200' from any kids.

Looks more like WWE matches. World Wrestling for Edibles.

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