WHY WE LOVE GOLF

The non-stop action.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

"So, Miss, what's your handicap?"

"I'm stupid?"

Instead, an angry argument broke out before Stafford, 54, hit Barry Barnes so hard with his eight iron that the head broke off.

And he continued to kick the guy with no head? Mean.

[Texgal]

Golf -- the gentlemen's game.

[Braniff]

"hit Barry Barnes so hard with his eight iron"

an 8-iron is a good club to hit someone with because it has a short shaft for good leverage. A fairway wood would have been tougher to control and would not have done nearly as much damage. Obviously an experienced golfer.

[Mitch]

"Instead, an angry argument broke out before Stafford, 54, hit Barry Barnes so hard with his eight iron that the head broke off."

Mr. Barnes head broke off? Wow, what a swing!

[DaninIA]

I always end up with some people playing my balls. That what happens when you end up in the wrong fairway.

[Meanie the Blue]

Sounds like he won the coveted striped jacket.

[Annie Where-but-here]

He'll get lots of practice identifying balls in jail.

[SW]

I always thought "hook" and "slice" sounded more like boxing terms.

[Diva]

Wow. I misread "appalling" as "appealing." Oh what a difference!!

[Siouxie]

I would have thought she was a blonde. What an idiot.

[Siouxie]

Unemployed Dryer, 23, from East Sussex, pleaded guilty at Manchester Crown Court of trying to smuggle 1kg of cocaine into the UK.

Those Brits and their weird names.

[nursecindy]

My ex husband once hit a golf cart several times with a golf club while saying many naughty words. I'm still not sure why he thought it was the golf cart's fault.

[Jeff Meyerson]

That's obvious, cindy, because it surely couldn't have been his fault!

[NotSherly]

Other golfers do not play my ball unless they have scuba gear.

[Meanie the Blue]

Magistrate: Defendants, how do you plead?

Defendants Dryer and Stafford: Mulligan, Your Honor.

[ScottMGS]

nc, the story goes that my grandfather once had a bad day of golf. He came home and whacked all of his clubs across a tree until they were all broken. I think the tree survived.

[chainstay]

Perhaps Mr. Stafford had the wrong golf bag. As a breeze came up some white powder blew into his face causing him to become extremely agitated and overstimulated.

[Meanie the Blue]

I just have to laugh at the obvious Freudian parallels generated by the frustration of some guys' failure to get their balls near the holes and sink their putts.

[MartiniShark]

When she was asked about the "front nine" she replied her boyfriend was not that large.

[DaninIA]

When asked about the back nine she said she wasn't that type of girl. unless of course you ask real nice and ply with alcohol.

When asked what type of balls she played with she replied: (fill in blank)

[MartiniShark]

--"How's your play in the rough?"

--"Oh, actually I wax."

[Diva]

Sharkie, you're in rare form today! :D

[MartiniShark]

If you think that is rare you have not been paying attention.

[Cheesewiz]

So someone in the foursome in front of Kayti yelled "four." She thought the gentleman yelled "score," so she broke open her nine iron and tried to make a sale.

[Horace LaBadie]

If he was really teed off, he should have gone with the driver.

[Diva]

Sharkie - Yes, I have. ;P I just think you're even MORE on the *ahem* ball today than normal.

Horace - that must be a really nice course if they can chauffer the players around.

[Siouxie]

Sharkie is a rare breed indeed (note: eyeroll)

[Clankazoid]

If she'd been smuggling drugs inside tubes of zit cream, she might have gotten away with it.

[The extra S]

eyeroll noted. ;)

[Diva]

Naaaaaaame change.

[Loudmouth]

In lieu of a coke break, only this would make golf tolerable.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I prefer my ham to be well-done, not rare.

[frodolives]

Sorry folks, can't post funny on this one- my great uncle was murdered when someone broke into his house and used the 9-iron from his starter-set of golf clubs. They asked my sister to identify the body- she wouldn't do it (thank God), but called my dad to come down to Tucson from Denver. My dad's only words were, "Yep, 9-iron." He's never said a word about it since... I'm posting this late, so as not to take away whatever humor was here, I just couldn't read your comments or be able to detach myself from that memory to find anything to laugh about...

[frodolives]

btw, they never caught the SOB that did it, so it's a "Cold Case"...

[Meanie the Blue]

Sorry your family had to go through that. Any SOB who did that probably did other hideous stuff, and eventually they slip up and get caught or end up getting done in by someone else of their own ilk.

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