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July 03, 2009

WHILE THE BLOG'S AWAY...

We have plenty of time to listen to him talk about Miami.

And books and some other stuff.

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*hopeful click*

*slightly less hopeful click*

PSA: there is no nekkedity involved.

Just because The Blog is away does not mean that Judi will be posting lots of pictures of nekkid men or men in kilts for us ladies of the blog who would really appreciate it. Unless she really, really wants to.

Judi also accepts input.

*ahem* So to speak.

Nothing to see. No naked men here.

Fun interview with Dave, however.

You want kilts? You want nakedidity?

...I sent this in to judi earlier, so if it shows up as a thread, just play dumb like you usually do. No tattlin'-
Scottish Car Wash.

Nice Annie! Thanks and I won't say a word.

Annie, if you want a Scotsman... here he is!

(and no, I did NOT notice whether or not he was wearing a kilt... [I hope not, but that's for you bloggettes to decide])

Dave just gained another generation of fans - my 18 year old son snagged my copy of "dave barry's greatest hits" which I accidently left on the kitchen table, and now I can't pry it away from him. He is sitting out there giggling and reading it right now.

azred - wait 'till you give him a copy of Dave Barry's Guide to Guys.

To all my American friends. HAPPY 4th OF JULY!!!

Thanks, Mot.

For those who have read all of Dave's books, you might try Andy Borowitz.

*Gives King George III the ceremonial finger, throws Sweet Tea in the Potomac*

Hey CJ...we could all add a big,

"No taxation without representation!"

But as we all know, THAT'S never gonna happen, right???


Happy 4th of July everyone!

Happy 4th of July everyone. Remember not to stick any sparklers in your eyes and don't leave the potato salad out next to the rare hamburgers.

In honor of those singular men who pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor that all may find freedom.

Happy Fourth to everybody! Have beer!

Author and former Miami Herald humor columnist goes on vacation over the Fourth, only to find upon his return that denizens of his blog, in league with retired South American revolutionists, ennui-suffering drug smugglers, striking professional gator wrestlers, and the surviving cast members of " CPO Sharkey " , have seized control of the everglades and issued an chilling ultimatum to the world: get us the hell out of here, or we'll cut off your supply of coconuts carved to resemble gorillas.

Has the dumbing down of America reached a tipping point? Everyone is obsessed with Sarah's resignation instead of the Economic and National Security problems that are in front of us.

Ponder this on July 4th...

1) Why didn't Obama instruct the Big Banks to write new 3% 30 year fixed mortgages for all homeowners? ( Average savings of $300-$800 per month for every homeowner.)

2) Why didn't Obama instruct the Big Banks to stop all foreclosures and tack on the deliquent months on the back end of the new 3% mortgage? ( The foreclosure mess is cleaned up overnight.)

3) Why did Obama squander the $1 Trillion stimulus plan and send the money everywhere but the housing market which has caused this recession/depression?

4) Why has Obama alligned himself with Chavez, Castro, Putin, and others in condemning the Honduras Government and Military for ousting the Socialist President for trying to illegally extend his term? (Obama came out in the 1st 24 hours yet waited 10 days to condemn the Iranians who were murdering their own kids who were marching in the streets.)

5) Why did Obama cancel production of America's new Jet fighter series which is light years ahead of any other jet fighter?

6) Why is Obama moving towards reducing our missile technolgy and missile shields while N. Korea, China, Iran, and Russia are moving ahead with their missile programs?

Ask yourself these questions while you celebrate July 4th today!

We don't do serious political discussions here Chuck.

Right on, nursecindy. I always come here to de-stress and have a giggle with the peanut gallery... have been since the comments section first went online. Seriousness will not be tolerated.

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