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July 25, 2009

WE'RE GLAD WE LIVE IN MIAMI, WHERE IT'S SAFE

Boontown Twp. cops mace groundhog, respond to brazen bear

(Thanks to Barbara A, padraig, Horace LaBadie and Jeff Meyerson, who saw Berserk Groundhog open for Brazen Bear)

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Woo hoo! An entire quarter-post!

Congratulations padraig! Do you want me to teach you the happy dance? We had a bear show up in a lot at a car dealership here yesterday. I just assumed he was trading in his clunker and taking advantage of the 4500.00 stimulus rebate.

Bill Murray stopped taking the groundhog's calls years ago. You hate to see a movie career end like this.

Bill Murray stopped taking the groundhog's calls years ago. You hate to see a movie career end like this.

What was he buying, cindy?

The bear was unable to reach a 20-pound turkey at the bottom of the freezer and it showed a clear dislike for one specific thing. "He was not interested in my Birds Eye vegetables," Tepper said.

I don't think he bought anything Jeff. He couldn't get a salesman to help him. Usually they're all over me trying to get me to buy something. I'm ashamed to admit I once bought a car because the salesman said the color of it went very well with my red hair.

So what color was the car?

A bright blue and he was right.

As soon as I read this, I thought, "Rabies". Unfortunately, problems with non-domesticated animals can also be caused by people who think it is cute to tame them or feed them. They lose their fear of humans. Then, their reactions can seem threatening to other people.

I likes braisin' me some bear.

Whenever someone mentions groundhogs and pickup trucks, I always think, "Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry."

I likes braisin' me some bear.

Posted by: CJrun | July 25, 2009 at 01:12 PM

bear properly braised are first basted in beer.

I can't believe no one said this: Book 'em, Danyo!

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