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July 05, 2009

WE APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE

Is there anything else to say here but "Toodle-loo"?

(Thanks again to DavCat)

Comments

This guy is OBVIOUSLY single... for a reason...

Wow, my husband has another brother he hasn't told me about?

This can't be good, cowprint... Did you forget to leave the seat up?

Would she accept an apology in loo of a divorce?

"Is there anything else to say here but "Toodle-loo"?"

*SNORK!*

Maybe he though she'd ditched him. Maybe he didn't want to miss the flight. Maybe he thought the women's bathroom had a secret teleporter that would whisk her back home. Maybe he's a sociopath who's been arrested 120 times since 1987.

I agree - why should he miss his flight because she can't manage her bladder, uh, her time? Plus this way he gets an extra bag of peanuts.

Eventually he will see her again and boy I'd hate to be in his shoes when he does.

If home really is Saudi Arabia (the hints are there but I couldn't parse it) I'd say it doesn't look good for her.

She crapped out in the crapper.

She violated the 10 minute rule. Case closed. NEXT.

That's why we say " For bladder, or for worse ".

She should take into consideration that he was probably flush with romance.

Now, if she'd been shopping I would understand, but ....

Meanie, you've never waited just as long while she was in the bathroom as when she was shopping? I want to meet some of your exes...

btw, TexGal, I wasn't "on the blog" yesterday, but visited it today... you may, or may probably not, want to check out my recent post on the "Giant Rabbit" thread...

There goes that one down the crapper.

More loo news from the same paper: Blame Microsoft.

I agree - why should he miss his flight because she can't manage her bladder, uh, her time? Plus this way he gets an extra bag of peanuts.

Posted by: SW | July 05, 2009 at 01:15 PM

SW - that is SO wrong. They give you pretzels, not peanuts. Duh. :P

Wow, Ralph. You SO need to submit that for Dave's Annual Gift Guide!!!

*snork* ewwww Ralph

Come on women, no one has recognized that 1. 3 of the 4 "toilets" were probably not in working order, 2. there was probably a long line and you might have to pay for toilet paper, and 3. the state of the "working" toilet was probably so awful that it took forever to, um, manipulate things.... What I don't get is -- didn't she know there was a flight? And when she saw the flight had taken off she might have thought --- so like I said, that one down the crapper!

That's all it takes to get a divorce? I'd better write that down for next time.

Annie I've already written it down and saved it to a file on my computer.
Sort of o/t butt, my daughter and her new husband were at Myrtle Beach, SC Saturday night and watched the fireworks on the beach with Vanna White. She was there with some of her friends. My new son-in-law told her how much he loved her on 'The Price Is Right.' She was very gracious and reminded him she was on 'Wheel Of Fortune.' He fits right in with our family.

snork! btw - thanks for the kilt thread. o/t - we rescued a baby sparrow a few days ago. He likes bologna, so we named him "Oscar (Mayer)." However he did not steal it.

NC, *SNORKS!* Similar thing happened many years ago when my family went to a small summer theater in which Jean Stapleton was performing in "Come Back, Little Sheba." We went to the back stage door afterwards to meet the delightful Ms. Stapleton, and my dad said, "We just love you in 'Family Affair'!!" He didn't realize his mistake until my brother asked him on our way home, "Did you mean 'All in the Family'?" Ooooppppsss!!!

Annie, what did you try feeding the sparrow before resorting to balogna? (I'm just trying to put this in order... "Let's try bird seed... nope, let's try millet... nope, let's try lasagne... BALOGNA!!! THAT'S IT!!!")

Hi,I'm a chinese student.I wanna learn English,so I search the blog which is written by foreigner,then I come here.

We speak jive.

*Looks up Chinese word for SNORK*

*refers Eva to Mr. Language Person*

Eva may want to check out our Monday night bloggings under '24'.

he's gonna be needing something for his bladder. cretin.

ncindy, what could she possibly have done to deserve that torture?!

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