URGENT TRAVEL ADVISORY

There has been a devastating wine spill in the duty-free shop at Heathrow airport. We will have more on this story after we finish licking the floor.

Comments

[Theresa]

Yum, Yum

[Theresa]

Looks like red wine. Good for cholesterol and the aging process

[Clankazoid]

Obiwan felt a terrible disturbance in the Force.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Oh, the humanity!

Save the chicken!

Ok, it's early, haven't had coffee yet, got nothing.

Good morning, Dave. Where to next on your travels?

[CJrun]

Somebody spilled devesatating wine?

[CJrun]

(Note to self; spell carefully when being snarky)

[Meanie the Blue]

Coincidence?

[Horace LaBadie]

The "classic" French box o' wine. Tres tragique!

[NotSherly]

I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie . . .

(Geezer alert)

[Texgal]

*whines over spilt wine*

WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

They were too young to die.

[nursecindy]

For heavens sake don't anybody let Siouxie see this.

[frodolives]

♩When Dave comes flying home again,
Shiraz, Shiraz...♫

Nope, I'm with you Jeff, nuthin'...

[frodolives]

Of course, whoever is responsible should be led straight to the Gallos...

[Otis]

Update: France has surrendered.

[pogo]

Update update: And Italy has declared war on the loser.

[djtonyb]

A terrible case of alcohol abuse...

[frodolives]

*snorks* to Otis and pogo!

[Betsy]

Roll of partially unfurled paper towels randomly flung at significant mess = my kind of housekeeping

[nursecindy]

Long time no see Pogo.

[frodolives]

That picture could have a COMPLETELY different connotation if it was taken in a Miami convenience store...

[Punkin Poo]

Oh, elixor of life!

May we have a moment of silence on the blog...

*sllluuuurrrrpppp*

"Meanie! Put down that straw!!!!"

[frodolives]

Dave, I would advise AGAINST the fava beans, ...

jus' sayin'

[Jeff Meyerson]

NotSherly: but were you naked to the world?

NTTAWWT

[Snarky Comment]

ncindy - A terrible thing has happened. After two months of blissful unemployment I accepted a job that requires I actually show up. I had worked out of my house for previous 7 years, until a layoff on April 1.

Now I have to be there most of the time, so less surf time.

[pogo]

ncindy - my evil twin Snarky refuses to go away.

[crossgirl]

okay, how many times did they have to slam that box o'wine on the floor before the bladder finally burst?

[NotSherly]

Jeff, probably. I never did understand that song.

[Tash]

Now that song is stuck in my head.... no one care's who took the girl, however... we focus on the important things... slurp

[nursecindy]

pogo, the border collies are going to be lost without you!

[Siouxie]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Siouxie]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*grabs straw and heads for London*

[Siouxie]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*grabs straw and heads for London*

[Siouxie]

*Whacks bot with empty box-o-wine*

[Meanie the Blue]

Punkin, this is in England. Straws are for commoners. The use of sterling silver spoons is preferred.

*extends pinky, slurps*

[Horace LaBadie]

Reminds me of that poem, "The Face on the Heathrow Duty-Free Shop Floor."

[nursecindy]

I told ya'll not to let Siouxie see this! Now she's all upset.

[CJrun]

And a proper drunk would do it right, with a sponge. This spill is sponge-worthy.

[Brian]

"That picture could have a COMPLETELY different connotation if it was taken in a Miami convenience store..."

So true frodo...so true...

We will now interupt this blog for a short
musical interlude.

[Siouxie]

Thanks, cindy...

*sobs*

Such waste

[Annie Where-but-here]

and they got mad when we spilled tea, sheesh!

[Margaritaville]

Well, the bright side is that there are no glass shards to clean up or cut your tongue when you lick it off the floor, so the wine is still perfectly drinkable!

[Siouxie]

True dat, Marg. That's the reason I couldn't lick slurp recover the wine I spilled last night whilst playing my Wii (yes, I got one!!). Too much glass. (just cuz I drink out of a box doesn't mean I don't use real wine glasses, sheesh)

[Siouxie]

OH yeah..btw....thanks to NSherl and Brian - now I've got that song stuck in my head.

*needs more wine*

[chainstay]

"Honiss, it jus shlipped outta my hanzz. What! Iyam nott drunk! I have'nt hadadropp in over fifteen minish. Iyam as shober as the long is day. Let me hep clean thish up; I happen to have a hose for just such a 'mergency."

[Renee (the First)]

Pfft . . . we need straws? What a spoiled lot we are. The French would be sucking it out of their handkerchiefs and slurping it from rotten barrel fragments (or so says Dickens, anyway).

[frodolives]

Brian, I must have STILL not had enough wine coffee today, because I had totally forgotten that song! Thanks for the ride on the geezer bus!

Back to topic, "It has nice fingers, but what about the bouquet?"

[MartiniShark]

(Cradles Siouxie, fans her rapidly)

It will be OK, there are other boxes!

SOMEONE GET ME 2,000 CCs OF PINOT GRIGIO, AND A CATHETER FOR THIS WOMAN, STAT!!!!!

[Louis]

The bouquet is on the way.
Along with the mop and wringer.

[dee]

shades of "A Tale of Two Cities" !