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July 09, 2009

UPDATE

Now we're in Madrid, where they fight bulls, which are angry animals because they are forced to wear skirts.07092009063.jpg

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It might make his butt look big.

Actually, he appears to be having a gender-identity crisis. Either that, or he didn't want to be wearing the same shorts as Dave.

Dave, they need your reckless insanity inspiring courage here - there are still several days left!

A cross dressing bull. Only on this blog. Now I know why I keep coming back.

Voyeurism is nothing to be ashamed of, Mike.

It DOES say "crazy bull", doesn't it? I mean--red and black together. Imagine!

What's wrong with Bulls wearing red and black?

That is one pissed off Bullorita!!

NTTAWWT

Dave, don't tell anyone butt...your blue shirt turned green.

I blame the chorizo.

Who's that guy in the green shirt?

Mad Bull gives you flings.

That's bull.

I'm not surprised Dave turned up in Madrid.

The Generous Drunkards WBAGNFARB.

Finally, Dave finds a picture of a guy, in a kilt, for Judi.

Brief question, Dave - what's the bull wearing underneath his flamenco skirt? I know you wanna peek.

Don't peek Dave. Should you really turn your back on an angry looking bull in a skirt?

It's weird how the camera makes Dave's blue shirt look green.

Annie, the bull is wearing the same khaki shorts under his skirt as Dave is wearing. See the link above.

I think that's a bull dike.

*runs*

Rut roh..the sign says 'crazy bull'. RUN DAVE RUN!

At least it's not carrying a $ 6000 handbag.

I actually think it's a female minotaur.

It's a bull so that has to be a kilt. Unless it is a gelding, which might explain the polka dots.

I agree with MartiniShark. He would never steer us wrong.

One of the favorite traditional dishes in Madrid is the crispy suckling pork shank. The entire shank is on your plate, including hoof. Very nice, but a little guilt-inducing if you think about it too much.

There are three types of guided tour in Madrid. There's the day-long tour that hits all the highlights ans night spots. There's half-day tour that takes in the most important cultural areas. And then there's the shortest tour that takes only an hour. This is where you go for that mini-tour.

Horace, we are lucky to get the Crapcam Tour and experience these locations from a very warped unique perspective.

I agree Siouxie. I can now cross Spain off my "must see before I die" list. Thanks to the crapcam I've seen everything there is to see and it didn't cost me anything.

Ask him if he knows King Juan Carlos.

What a gull-a-bull. What a Nin-cow-poop. What an ultramaroon.

I think Dave is going w/o a bra in that photo.

Simply irresista-bull.

Never order the "skirt steak" in Spain.

*SMACKS* MOTW for Dave. I did notice he has some legs in the pictures yesterday though.

Insert great between some and legs in above remark. Of course he has legs.

♫ ... and he knows how to use them &$9834;

They were in red, those great legs.

Does Dave get a kickback thank you note for wearing Tommy Bahama shirts in his pictures?

Some legs!

** taps in to dance with Meanie ...

*cries at iains little piggie eating story*

It's a bull so that has to be a kilt. Unless it is a gelding, which might explain the polka dots.

Posted by: MartiniShark | July 09, 2009 at 11:39 AM


*Guffaw!!*

Is Franco still dead?

Margaritaville,

It was my wife who ordered the pork shank & quickly experienced buyer's remorse. I ordered seafood, as I can always happily rationalize that any fish stupid enough to get caught derserves to be eaten.

It's a bull so that has to be a kilt. Unless it is a gelding, which might explain the polka dots.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 09, 2009 at 11:39 AM

Yo, cityboy - a gelding is a horse. A gelded bull is called a steer.

*waves red cape at Hammie!!!*

and *snork* @ Horaces' mini-tour/minotaur.

No, a gelded calf is a steer. A gelded bull is an ox.

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