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July 09, 2009

TRAVEL UPDATE

Here's where you ask your brief questions.07092009061.jpg

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White, gray, black or red?

With or without "access hole"?

Plain or frilly? (NTTAWWT)

Will she answer questions about boxers, too?

Commando sounds very Espanol.

Why is the paper 'wrapper' always light blue? Is it that way in the Real World™, or just on TV?

I think the CrapCam's flash is broken. Either that, or Barcelona is having an eclipse.

How about:

Red or white wine with iguana?

¿Qué?

(Was that too long?)

Ask her the aswer to Pi. It is a brief question but kind of a long answer - that will show her!

"What are you wearing?"

How many roads must a man walk down?

What's in a name?

Do these jeans make my butt look big?

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Why do you build me up, buttercup?

What's new, pussycat?

Is the little graphic on the left a guy kayaking?

Will you still love me tomorrow?

Who dat say "Who dat?" when I say "Who dat?"?

What would be a good name for a rock band?

What are they curious about at that hotel over there?

When is my anniversary, again?

Where's the decaf?

Who, me?

WTF???

Why me?

Does this smell funny?

New in town?

Stimulus?

Thong or granny?

"You come here often?" (Wink, wink.)

What's up with that bull in the dress?

I mean "skirt".

Innie or outie?

si o no?

Where's the beef?

Where's Waldo?

Can YOU believe it's not butter?

If I fart in the forest and there's no one around, did I make a sound?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Do you hear what I hear?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll?? (too long??)

Well, Siouxie, how many?

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

What do men really know about women?

Who moved my cheese?

Early bird or night owl?

Do I want fries with that?

Will you still love me tomorrow?

"Where is the blue shirt store?"

What do you get when you fall in love??

Where have all the good men gone?

What's new pussycat??

Que sera, sera??

Who put the bomp in the bomp a bomp a bomp?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?

Allen, I don't lick...I suck. The tootsie roll.

Please retract "What's new Pussycat" as Meanie already posted it.

Where's my coffee?

The hokey pokey - is that what it's really all about?

Is Generalissimo Francisco Franco still dead?

Why can't men put the lid down?

When will my shirts be ready?

Are those real?

Is that a chorizo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me??

Does size really matter?

Is it in yet?

Answers:

Always black
With
Frilly
No

Adjust your TV
What "Real World"?

Beer is best with iguana.

Si!
Did you mean the question or something else?

22 divided by 7

What time?

Briefs, of course.

All the roads that point downwards
Letters
No, your're butt already looks big
Beer thirty
To let you down
Whoa-o-o-oh

No, he's the bartender

Who says I love you today?
Say, what?
Iguanas With Beer
Your bank account numbers
May 24

There is no decaf

Yes, you
STFU
Why not?
Yes, and I'm not laughing
Yes. Can you show me the way out?
Yes, please
Thong

Several times a night

Because I said so

He came in last in the Pamplona run.

Innie

No

I got yer beef right here.
With Carmen San Diego.
What do you mean, it's not butter?
No, but the trees are dying.

When you hit China, turn around.
Consult your otologist.
Divide 22 by 7.

See above.

42, but I forget the question.

Not a blessed thing.

The HAZMAT team.

Nightowl.
No, onion rings.

You, yes. The guy who asked before, forget about it.

Next to the black brief store.

Ask your kids.
This blog.
Whoa-o-o-oh. Again.
Please phrase your answer in the form of a question.

Chuck Prophet.
See above.

I drank it.

Ask Alfie.

Si.

What lid?

I'm still shredding them.

Yes. And spectacular.

Spicy chorizo.

Depends who's asking.

Did you mean "Is it in again?"

*packing for Miami...*

Will you still need me?
Will you still feed me?

Great job, oh Wise One.
I had to open up a second browser to get the full appreciation of question/answer.

LOL Meanie! Well done!

If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow why, oh why, can't I?

Are we there yet?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...Ah, forget it. Too long. Not brief.

Does this mean that Meanie should be appointed 'Brain of the Blog' today?
Where is Waldo?

Why is it so dark in here?

Does Jose Cuervo really equal the best margarita?

Speaking of odd signs, yesterday I was exiting a large department store at the mall. I decided to take a "pause for the cause" (use the restroom). They were doing some renovations and had yellow & black signs redirecting traffic. The ladies room was closed, but there were plenty of other signs to indicate that the men's room was available: "Temporary Women Only". I was feeling kind of temporary, so I went in and, um, went.

I guess your temporary inner female side came out MOTW. NTTAWWT.

Can they give me a hint to beat the final boss in the Ghostbusters™ videogame on my Xbox?

Juggler, that's not a brief question.
A brief question would be: "FOTL or Hanes?"

Paper or plastic?

Is it real, or Memorex?

Depends on how fast I talk.

Is the glass half empty or half full?
Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

Why must I be a geezer teenager in love???

Why do birds suddenly appear over there, over here?

A brief answer would be: BVD

Is Meanie really mean?

Is meanie really blue? Is Loudmouth really loud?

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