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July 13, 2009

MOTOR SPORTS UPDATE

Ew.

(Thanks to Neil G)

Comments

Slow down Dave! we can't keep up with this.

I second that...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

EYE BLEACH STAT!!

y yo tambien!! bleaaaah.

Such is the price of fame.

Doesn't she have security details for this sort of thing? I mean, I have to keep from 100 feet of her, but this vat of donut oil gets in her face?! So not fair.

Danica could autograph some of my manparts.

I'll bet Dave and Ridley and the rest of the Rock Bottom Remainders just hate it when women come up to them after the concert and ask them to sign their boobs.

They want to sign Dave and Ridley's boobs? Wow. The price of fame....

Crap. Name change.

Now the blog guys are all turned on with that picture Siouxie. Diva, I hope they don't want to watch Dave and Ridley sign each others boobs. That would just be too weird.

That photo is just so wrong. I feel I must immediately switch to the Go Daddy website and watch
Danica's shower commercial
to get that image out of my memory.

This will be on his permanent record.

Uh, Dave, you been puttin' on weight?

Brian, linky no worky for me... did you mean this?

I did NOT need to see that picture. My headache just got worse.

Yeah, thanks frodo. It was a link-in-a-link that I guess didn't c&p well. Now that I've watched it again, I want to reincarnate as a loofah.

huh-huh...huh-huh...
; )

eww is right. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Warn us next time, Dave.

I truly underestimated the "ew" warning.

Now knows what to do if she meets Dave....


run away, run away...

EB

I remember how valuable I was as a woman, before I got that Pesky Dr.s degree.

BLEACH!!! I know you're jetlagged, Dave, but geez - a warning, puh-leeze??

No, Brian, I got the first dibs on the loofah... (dern, no YouTube hits on the scene from Stripes to link to...) *SNORKS*!!!

It could be worse. Dave could of showed us a picture of her signing Barry Manil... Arggggg. Why did I just write that? WHY?

Oh, btw, "STILLMAN!!!!" Other than that, I got nuthin'...

So, after she signed her autograph, did she motorboat him?

Isn't that the lead singer for Massive Squid?

This just shows what a cool, calm, professional Miss Patrick is. Thirty seconds later, after the camera was gone, she allowed herself to spew.

Also: No quiero macho-tatas!

*beats the living daylights out of Elon*

Why, indeed?!?!

I do sincerely apologize. However, my eye bleach stocks are up 10% this hour.

She autographed a personal area of mine, as well.

Right now, it says, "ACK!"

However, under the right circumstances, the whole autograph reads, "PUT THAT BACK!"

*waits for cg to smack CJ*

No. Man-boobs are two one things, man-cleavage is just ..... no ....

Where's my cane and cup of pencils?

*hands Meanie a shot of brain bleach* This should help.

If I take brain bleach, I will forget to not open the link, and ......

*drinks* Link? What link? *blink*

Thanks Brian, needed the antidote.

One hundred thousand gazillion EWs! And he's SMILING. Somehow that makes it worse. Dave please don't do that kind of thing to us again, especially before breakfast. We are your FANS for Pete's sake.

Suddenly I am grateful that I never got to realize my little-girl dream of being the first woman to win the Daytona 500. Thank you.

This is wrong at EVERY level !

brb.

swabbing eyeballs with peroxide.

Oh. My. God.

I'd claw my eyes out, but I don't want that to be the last thing I see...

She's not signing it. She's writing "Do NOT feed the bears."

Or "Do NOT. Ever. Come near me again."

Any bleach left????

I avoided this one for a long time and now.......

ya that good hoo. Some how that makes it worse.

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