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Slow down Dave! we can't keep up with this.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 13, 2009 at 01:14 PM
I second that...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
EYE BLEACH STAT!!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 13, 2009 at 01:17 PM
y yo tambien!! bleaaaah.
Posted by: queensbee | July 13, 2009 at 01:18 PM
Such is the price of fame.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 13, 2009 at 01:22 PM
Doesn't she have security details for this sort of thing? I mean, I have to keep from 100 feet of her, but this vat of donut oil gets in her face?! So not fair.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 13, 2009 at 01:23 PM
Danica could autograph some of my manparts.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | July 13, 2009 at 01:24 PM
I'll bet Dave and Ridley and the rest of the Rock Bottom Remainders just hate it when women come up to them after the concert and ask them to sign their boobs.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 13, 2009 at 01:25 PM
RBR groupies.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 13, 2009 at 01:32 PM
They want to sign Dave and Ridley's boobs? Wow. The price of fame....
Posted by: Kevin Eubanks | July 13, 2009 at 01:32 PM
Crap. Name change.
Posted by: Diva | July 13, 2009 at 01:33 PM
Now the blog guys are all turned on with that picture Siouxie. Diva, I hope they don't want to watch Dave and Ridley sign each others boobs. That would just be too weird.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 13, 2009 at 01:37 PM
That photo is just so wrong. I feel I must immediately switch to the Go Daddy website and watch
Danica's shower commercial to get that image out of my memory.
Posted by: Brian | July 13, 2009 at 01:39 PM
This will be on his permanent record.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 13, 2009 at 01:44 PM
Uh, Dave, you been puttin' on weight?
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 13, 2009 at 02:08 PM
Brian, linky no worky for me... did you mean this?
Posted by: frodolives | July 13, 2009 at 02:32 PM
I did NOT need to see that picture. My headache just got worse.
Posted by: Braniff | July 13, 2009 at 02:48 PM
Yeah, thanks frodo. It was a link-in-a-link that I guess didn't c&p well. Now that I've watched it again, I want to reincarnate as a loofah.
huh-huh...huh-huh...
; )
Posted by: Brian | July 13, 2009 at 02:49 PM
eww is right. I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Warn us next time, Dave.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 13, 2009 at 02:53 PM
I truly underestimated the "ew" warning.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 13, 2009 at 02:55 PM
Now knows what to do if she meets Dave....
run away, run away...
EB
I remember how valuable I was as a woman, before I got that Pesky Dr.s degree.
Posted by: EB | July 13, 2009 at 03:20 PM
BLEACH!!! I know you're jetlagged, Dave, but geez - a warning, puh-leeze??
Posted by: Guin | July 13, 2009 at 03:36 PM
No, Brian, I got the first dibs on the loofah... (dern, no YouTube hits on the scene from Stripes to link to...) *SNORKS*!!!
Posted by: frodolives | July 13, 2009 at 03:45 PM
It could be worse. Dave could of showed us a picture of her signing Barry Manil... Arggggg. Why did I just write that? WHY?
Posted by: Elon | July 13, 2009 at 03:47 PM
Oh, btw, "STILLMAN!!!!" Other than that, I got nuthin'...
Posted by: frodolives | July 13, 2009 at 03:48 PM
So, after she signed her autograph, did she motorboat him?
Posted by: lurker | July 13, 2009 at 03:48 PM
Isn't that the lead singer for Massive Squid?
Posted by: Wally Ballou | July 13, 2009 at 03:50 PM
This just shows what a cool, calm, professional Miss Patrick is. Thirty seconds later, after the camera was gone, she allowed herself to spew.
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 13, 2009 at 03:59 PM
Also: No quiero macho-tatas!
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 13, 2009 at 04:04 PM
*beats the living daylights out of Elon*
Why, indeed?!?!
Posted by: Diva | July 13, 2009 at 04:04 PM
I do sincerely apologize. However, my eye bleach stocks are up 10% this hour.
Posted by: Neil G | July 13, 2009 at 04:18 PM
She autographed a personal area of mine, as well.
Right now, it says, "ACK!"
However, under the right circumstances, the whole autograph reads, "PUT THAT BACK!"
Posted by: CJrun | July 13, 2009 at 04:32 PM
*waits for cg to smack CJ*
Posted by: Diva | July 13, 2009 at 04:33 PM
No. Man-boobs are
twoone things, man-cleavage is just ..... no ....Where's my cane and cup of pencils?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 13, 2009 at 04:47 PM
*hands Meanie a shot of brain bleach* This should help.
Posted by: Diva | July 13, 2009 at 05:02 PM
If I take brain bleach, I will forget to not open the link, and ......
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 13, 2009 at 05:07 PM
*drinks* Link? What link? *blink*
Posted by: Diva | July 13, 2009 at 05:12 PM
Thanks Brian, needed the antidote.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 13, 2009 at 06:44 PM
One hundred thousand gazillion EWs! And he's SMILING. Somehow that makes it worse. Dave please don't do that kind of thing to us again, especially before breakfast. We are your FANS for Pete's sake.
Posted by: Aussiegirl | July 13, 2009 at 06:53 PM
Suddenly I am grateful that I never got to realize my little-girl dream of being the first woman to win the Daytona 500. Thank you.
Posted by: GreenEyedLilo | July 13, 2009 at 07:48 PM
This is wrong at EVERY level !
Posted by: Jazzzz | July 13, 2009 at 09:52 PM
brb.
swabbing eyeballs with peroxide.
Posted by: Macy | July 13, 2009 at 09:59 PM
Oh. My. God.
I'd claw my eyes out, but I don't want that to be the last thing I see...
Posted by: Wes S. | July 13, 2009 at 10:31 PM
She's not signing it. She's writing "Do NOT feed the bears."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 13, 2009 at 11:17 PM
Or "Do NOT. Ever. Come near me again."
Any bleach left????
I avoided this one for a long time and now.......
Posted by: Tash | July 14, 2009 at 12:45 AM
ya that good hoo. Some how that makes it worse.
Posted by: motor trade jobs | July 16, 2009 at 05:12 AM