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July 13, 2009

IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE REAL THING, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF HUGE LETHAL ANIMALS, THERE ARE WOMEN WITH FOAM-CORE BATS

The Running of the Bulls in New Orleans

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DavCat)

Comments

Makes me want to be there. Hemingway contest to be won by a Twitterer.

But Dave, aren't women with foam-core bats...um, look, something shiny!

"They've been instructed to hit hard, " O'Donnell said. "Every year people complain that they weren't hit hard enough."

Kind of makes you wonder who the guys running really are, doesn't it?

NTTAWWT

Here's another article.

When Hanning inquired of the Rollergirls' availability last year, event coordinator Tracey Bellina, who skates under the pseudonym of "Archbishop Pummel," told him: "Sure, I've got a bunch of bad-ass chicks on wheels who probably wouldn't mind beating up on a bunch of guys."

...for those of you who'd like a visual reference on The Bishop...

"Spanke ME!"

"NO! ME!!"

(spanke - I was channeling my Swedish bombshell alter ego)

We'll just have to wonder what Freud would have thought of that.

"Sometimes a foam core bat is just a foam core bat."

~Siggy "spank ME!" Freud

italics test

oops!!! HELP!!!

*spankes* BFF!

:)



Some of these girls I wouldn't mind, others "yikes".

Well if the guys want to be hit harder, the girls could use real bats or weapons of Siouxe's choosing.

Before I read the article, I imagined semi-naked women rampaging the French Quarter with giant foam (winged mammals)bats. I have been reading this blog so long that it seemed perfectly logical.

Hanmmie, maybe it's true! NTT..... And where's the rock band name out of this? Must be a dozen

8am?! In the French Quarter? They'll be slapping hung over drunks and bums...I mean street people...I mean the homeless...

If the guys want to be hit harder just refer to one of the woman as the Big easy.

After a couple of hurricanes and with a box of beads to give out, I bet it could be a pretty good old time happenin' there!

Mike, I thought of that too. Most people in the French Quarter at that hour are;

on their way to work
on their way home from the bar (or to the next bar)
there is no #3

BTW, The Bishop is HOT!

I see the Bishop and I have some similarities. I am also a good Catholic girl and I also bless my victims before I pummel them into the ground.

A new excuse?: "I wasn't mugging that man, officer! This sort of thing is huge in New Orleans!".

Video here!

I like this new and exciting tradition!

Nice find, Scott. That video definitely lends weight to the "weren't hit hard enough" argument. I didn't see any blood (maybe it's the red suits?)

Once again we see that some guys will pay for what women are willing to give away free.

Exactly, Chris.

*grabs baseball bat*

Did somebody mention The Bishop?

Siouxie I think you're supposed to use a 'foam core' baseball bat. Besides those metal ones make that annoying pinging sound when you hit anything.

Ummm... who gave Siouxie the bat? I thought we all agreed after the last incident that we wouldn't do that.

The last time I was in New Orleans, it was overpriced and the people were very rude. However, it has been some time now and I am sure that it is much cheaper and everyone is nice, now.
Oh, and a kid, maybe 17, asked me for a light of his "cigarette" right in front of a cop. The cop didn't say a word.

My bad Hammie. I forgot. Wrestles Siouxie for the bat. Steve, I've been to New Orleans many times since I have lots of family there. You're right though. It's expensive and (with the exception of my family) the people are rude. The kid probably shared his 'cigarette' with the cop after you left.
btw, it's pronounced New Awlens.

Wave some beads in front of their face to distract them; they'll drop the bat to lift up their shirt - it's a win-win thing.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! Mine! Mine!

*WHACKS* Hammie with the baseball bat.

*WAVES*

Well, I love New Orleans and if you know where to go places are NOT all expensive. And most people are friendly, at least at Jazzfest.

/end endorsement

I know where to karaoke and earn give out beads.

LoveloveLOVE NOLA!! But not in July.

Me: Honest, officer! I was hit on by a horny (?) rollergirl, with a big ol' foam bat!

Chief Wiggums: Lock him up, Lou! Just nother NOLA drunk.

And none of you mentioned that for the creators of this "event" there probably was alcohol involved.

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