IT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM IF HE HAD KEPT HIS, UM, POSSESSIONS IN A CLEAR, ONE-QUART, RESEALABLE PLASTIC BAG
Hijinks ensue when an air passenger gets naked.
Here's a report from Dick Knipfing.
(Thanks to Cynthia, Horace Labadie and Jeff Meyerson, who also sends this item, which we might already have blogged but it involves naked people so what the hell)

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At least he was out of my area(Charlotte) when this happened. A lot of bi-polar people often quit taking their meds because of various reasons and for some reason they always take their clothes off. I had a lady in the ER one night that refused to wear her clothes because she claimed her neighbor had put witch craft in her clothes. She had quit taking her meds. After we got her stabilized and back on her meds she was really a nice lady and in her right mind would never have done that. They get violent also.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 02, 2009 at 10:45 AM
Yikes, cindy!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 02, 2009 at 10:51 AM
Plus, this guy was given a bag of honey-roasted Planters so a lot of passengers on board had peanuts envy.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 02, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Sharkie, then they're gonna FLIP when they hear about the guy who cut one off.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 02, 2009 at 11:30 AM
At least they had on-board entertainment.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 02, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Dick knipfing on a plane will also get you arrested.
Posted by: groan | July 02, 2009 at 02:01 PM
Maybe he was getting ready for a USAir water landing.
Posted by: Braniff | July 02, 2009 at 02:54 PM
Ensuing Hijinks WABGNFARB
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 05, 2009 at 07:45 PM