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Police: Drunk man mowed neighbor's lawn
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Police: Drunk man mowed neighbor's lawn
(Thanks to Mike Ester and Matt Filar)
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Did he (homeowner) call the police before or after he (drunk) finished the lawn?
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 14, 2009 at 03:42 PM
George Jones used to do this a lot... but he mostly just mowed the median of the highway. Thereby saving the taxpayers a lot of money.
But did they thank him... NOOOOOOO...
I sometimes think society has its priorities all wrong.
Posted by: Clark Kent | July 14, 2009 at 03:45 PM
Does he do windows?? I have wine.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 14, 2009 at 03:56 PM
A drunk man once mowed my "lawn" but he wasn't my neighbor.
Posted by: casey | July 14, 2009 at 03:59 PM
If I wanted my lawn mowed, I'd buy a lawnmower.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 14, 2009 at 03:59 PM
casey, girl...I've missed you here!!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 14, 2009 at 04:00 PM
Siouxie, as you can well imagine, I had to clean that comment up considerably.
Posted by: casey | July 14, 2009 at 04:08 PM
The drunken mowers WBAGNF Geezer RB.
Dunken mowing is Illegal? There goes my weekly Entertainment.
Posted by: DaninIA | July 14, 2009 at 04:08 PM
Great idea as long as you don't have: flowers, trees, garden gnomes, Rover (I'm looking over), Fluffy, lawn furniture, kids, other drunks passed out, car...
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 14, 2009 at 04:22 PM
casey, I'm sure mary is appreciative of your restraint.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 14, 2009 at 04:25 PM
Casey some of us would have appreciated before and after pictures of the landscape.
Posted by: DaninIA | July 14, 2009 at 04:54 PM
Who was that gassed man?
The Lawn Stranger!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 14, 2009 at 05:09 PM
lol Meanie!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 14, 2009 at 05:15 PM
♫ i fought the lawn and the lawn won! ♫
Posted by: southerngirl | July 14, 2009 at 05:16 PM
Well if the police found him later at 5:30 AM, that means he was mowing the lawn right around 4:00 AM-ish, and that is the slightest bit passive agressive in nature.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 14, 2009 at 05:20 PM
Speaking of which, Siouxie - where IS mary? I haven't seen her in ages.
*sings along with sgirl*
Posted by: Diva | July 14, 2009 at 05:41 PM
Also, Dave, I'm thinking this guy might JUST be a candidate for the Lawn Rangers. There is alcohol involved, right? Or do you guys just do push mowers?
Posted by: Diva | July 14, 2009 at 05:42 PM
I have to cut the lawn tomorrow. I wish someone would show up to do it for me. Drunk or not. I've cut a lot of the mowing out though with a bottle of grass killer I bought. Works great.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 14, 2009 at 09:46 PM
Mowing a lawn is a class C felony? I'll have to try that excuse out on my wife, but I doubt it will get me out of mowing the lawn.
Posted by: monsoon | July 15, 2009 at 01:26 AM
This sounds familiar
Posted by: Hank | July 15, 2009 at 06:24 PM