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July 06, 2009

HAVE A NICE DAY!

Do it now, dammit!

(Thanks to my son)

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Let a smile scan be your umbrella.

They'll never manage to get the Snork Scan to work because of all the nasal beerage, wineage, and so forth spewed upon it...

oh, it is to laugh. that would so not go over in new yawk city.
whaddaya lookin heah faw???

It seems to me they may well end up encouraging the staff to sport identical rictus grins.

Identical Rictus Grins must have opened for somebody somewhere.

YAY! judi's son got posted!!

That wouldn't go well here in Miami either, queenie.

"Wi don need no estikin esmiles, ju no???"

Is it any wonder the Japanese have one of the highest suicide rates in the world? Clearly the reason they are not happy is that they don't APPEAR happy. It makes perfect sense, right?

*eyes roll clear outta my face and off the map*

On the plus side, this might make a suitable career for Joker

Well I know nothing would heighten my mood more than a computer telling me to smile.

Or maybe I'm thinking about when I subsequently chuck the monitor out the window.

Well I know nothing would heighten my mood more than a computer telling me to smile.

Or maybe I'm thinking about when, with an approved grin plastered on my face, I subsequently chuck the monitor out the window.

I'll show those moron computer programmers what I think of their messages to smile... Take that! and That! and That! Who is smiling now, HUH, moron!!?!! (Stands over quivering body of programmer and puts computer with programmer's moronic message to smile next to quivering one's ear for some hours.)

I get mad at the Walmart self checkout computer when it tells me what to do while I'm trying to do it. That smile thing would make me snap.

*Smiles ever so slightly*

I wonder if the machine will recognize the look of surprise on the overseers faces when the machine gets beaten with a baseball bat?

( turns around/ lowers pants ) Here... rate this, HAL.

*Snorks* M'ville!!!

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