EVER WONDER WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL THE FAT THAT GETS SUCKED OUT BY CALIFORNIA LIPOSUCTION CLINICS?
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Posted by: KJP | July 15, 2009 at 01:58 PM
Yuck!! Kind of scary that it's biological. I wonder which scientist drew the short straw to go take a sample of it and figure that out?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 15, 2009 at 01:59 PM
"It's thick and dark and "gooey" and is drifting for miles in the cold Arctic waters
Sounds kind of like Oprah! OH, WAIT, nevermind:
It's definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter.
Posted by: frodolives | July 15, 2009 at 02:08 PM
I thought liposuction suckings went here.
This stuff is a non-oil (non-fat), biological goo. So either snot or spu {edited}
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | July 15, 2009 at 02:21 PM
No, I don't need to. I KNOW where it goes. *looks pointedly at belly and hips*
Posted by: Diva | July 15, 2009 at 02:41 PM
"NNoooooooo! Do you know how much soap that would have produced?!?!"
Posted by: Tyler Durden | July 15, 2009 at 02:44 PM
Nope. Never wondered. Thankuverymucho.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 15, 2009 at 02:46 PM
Massive spill at the silicone implant factory?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 15, 2009 at 02:59 PM
I ain't looking. Does this have anything to do with Congress?
Posted by: CJrun | July 15, 2009 at 03:19 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if giant squid had something to do with it.
Posted by: Guin | July 15, 2009 at 03:20 PM
agrees with siouxie. nope. never. and now i think i'm going to be sick.
Posted by: crossgirl | July 15, 2009 at 03:22 PM
No, Dave.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | July 15, 2009 at 03:22 PM
I won't go into all the different surgeries i've seen, but liposuction is by far the most disgusting thing imagined.
Posted by: Jazzzz | July 15, 2009 at 03:23 PM
Judging by the hairy attachments, I'd guess that the Russians had taken their annual bath.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 15, 2009 at 03:26 PM
Clearly, all those giant jellyfish drifted too far north (that, or we're witnessing their breeding activities).
Posted by: Phil | July 15, 2009 at 03:33 PM
I know what happens to all that fat, but the first rule of Fight Club prohibits me from telling.
Posted by: Mark O'Polo | July 15, 2009 at 03:38 PM
I guess we should welcome our goo underlords.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 15, 2009 at 04:00 PM
Does their soon-to-be former governor look any thinner??
Posted by: jon | July 15, 2009 at 04:02 PM
Does their soon-to-be former governor look any thinner??
Posted by: jon | July 15, 2009 at 04:02 PM
Can't believe it took that long for the first Palin joke.
And can't believe Dave didn't mention Edgar.
RIP
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 15, 2009 at 04:12 PM
Perhaps with the melting ice mass, a pre-historic polymer is being released from the fat cap and once activated by the cold artic waters is forming into salt water lipo strands.
In other words it's got to be global warming.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 15, 2009 at 04:38 PM
It could also be a lot of ABC Israeli aphrodisiac gum from Gaza.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 15, 2009 at 04:41 PM
The scenes from Fight Club were enough for me.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | July 15, 2009 at 05:02 PM
What's all that about Mister Magoo ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | July 15, 2009 at 05:15 PM
Wunnerful. I'm taking a cruise up there in a few weeks.
Posted by: fivver | July 15, 2009 at 05:26 PM
OMG. Edgar melted!
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | July 15, 2009 at 05:48 PM
*Invests heavily in THIS.*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 15, 2009 at 07:40 PM
Don't invest too heavily Meanie. That link is broken.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 15, 2009 at 07:42 PM
See? They sold out at that location already!
Try here.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 15, 2009 at 08:11 PM
Well, here, actually.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 15, 2009 at 08:13 PM
Sea snot.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 15, 2009 at 09:34 PM
I agree with Jazzz. Lipo is hideous. The noise alone would gross you out.
btw - they usually take the fat from the butt and thigh areas and inject it into the lips. That way they can kiss their own asses without bending over.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 15, 2009 at 09:37 PM
*snorkewwwwwwww* @ Annie!!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 16, 2009 at 12:29 AM