ATTENTION, SEMI-NAKED JOBSEEKERS
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July 07, 2009
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"I'm willing to work hard, but I'm not willing to whip my top off and talk dirty to a bunch of weirdos in the middle of the night on national TV."
Maybe Judi can do this next time she gets fired.
Posted by: Ms.Flukey | July 07, 2009 at 12:08 PM
Wow! All that and a paycheck, too.
Posted by: Texgal | July 07, 2009 at 12:08 PM
Jobless Sophie Randall-Price would be a poor name to have on a resume. She should consider going by her middle name.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 07, 2009 at 12:12 PM
That's almost 1000 dollars a week for 3 days work. Where do I apply?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 07, 2009 at 12:14 PM
"Must have good spoken communication skills as will be taking calls from the general public live on air."
If only they writer had used oral instead of spoken.
Posted by: fivver | July 07, 2009 at 12:18 PM
I don't think it's so much a matter of where you apply, as what you apply.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 07, 2009 at 12:19 PM
A guess you need a really hard worker.
Posted by: Mike | July 07, 2009 at 12:29 PM
I have excellent oral skills!!
whut??
Posted by: Siouxie | July 07, 2009 at 12:38 PM
I'm willing to work hard, but I'm not willing to whip my top off and talk dirty to a bunch of weirdos in the middle of the night..."
Sounds like any night on this here blog.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 07, 2009 at 12:41 PM
Are those who choose not to apply still eligible for unemployment?
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 07, 2009 at 12:52 PM
For the semi-nude, is it the right half or left half?
Posted by: Pannus | July 07, 2009 at 01:15 PM
"Hello and welcome to the Nude Amateur Hour. I'm your host, Bubba. First, let me take these overalls off and get comfortable. Tell you what, I'm feeling a bit chafed right now, so I'm gonna put on some Gold Bond™ powder betwixt my legs first. Then we'll take some calls."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 07, 2009 at 01:21 PM
*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 07, 2009 at 01:26 PM
Heck, Siouxie, I've got my top off right now.
Posted by: wiredog | July 07, 2009 at 01:27 PM
*skoalspitsnork* and *WAVE* @
BubbaHammie!!!*Posted by: Siouxie | July 07, 2009 at 01:30 PM
I'd be like the guys on SportsCenter, wearing something tasteful on camera but naked from the desk down.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 07, 2009 at 01:31 PM
So are they looking for someone with good linguistics, or can merely speak in tongues?
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 07, 2009 at 01:32 PM
Seems that they ought to be able to find someone right off the street.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 07, 2009 at 01:36 PM
Sharkie you are a silver tongued devil but if I remember correctly Meanie can tie his tongue in a knot. Siouxie, sounds like any TIME on this here blog. btw, still grateful that they found the S.C. serial killer 5 miles from my house and I'm still here to feel relieved about it.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 07, 2009 at 01:39 PM
Dith thumone call me?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 07, 2009 at 01:45 PM
Meanie the tongue-twisted?? I'm quite impressed. Alls I can do is tie a cherry stem in a knot.
cindy, we are ALL glad you are safe!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 07, 2009 at 01:51 PM
Define "semi-nude" and I'll let you know.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 07, 2009 at 01:55 PM
Thank you Siouxie. Sharkie is being awfully quiet. I wonder if he's practicing tying his tongue in a knot like Meanie? Be terrible if he couldn't get it untied and had to go to the doctor.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 07, 2009 at 01:56 PM
*whipping top off*...
*receives *SMACK!**
Oh, wait. You mean my top! Sure...
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 07, 2009 at 02:46 PM
cj, no!
Posted by: crossgirl | July 07, 2009 at 04:00 PM
*snork* @ crossgirl.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 07, 2009 at 04:07 PM
"ms. nubile, we are so glad you got the job."
"isn't it a bit cold for a t.v. studio?"
"yes,that's one of the perks of the job."
"i don't follow."
"for the crew, dear, for the crew."
Posted by: insomniac | July 07, 2009 at 06:01 PM
Can I work from home?
Like the last time?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 07, 2009 at 11:38 PM
Sharkie, I think they are looking for a cunning linguist.
Posted by: shredder | July 10, 2009 at 03:37 PM