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July 02, 2009

AND AT LEAST TWO-THIRDS OF THEM LIVE IN MY YARD

A single mega-colony of ants has colonised much of the world, scientists have discovered.

(Dr. Doug)

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I, for one, welcome our tiny arthropodic overlords.

this is why we keep a yard, and kitchen, full of fire ants to guard our property.

Time to buy Raid and other associated chemicals.

Dave, the other 2/3 are in my yard.

That article linked by Meanie has the following statement near the bottom:

"For a hilarious description of ants treating living nestmates as corpses, see page 279 of Wilson, E. O. 1971"

if you study ants for a living, I suspect your sense of humor becomes somehat "unusual".

I always suspected that that Joan Collins movie, "Empire of the Ants," was factual.

The other third has apparently taken up residence in my kitchen...

*wanders off to Home Depot for poisonous chemicals*

Pretty soon they're going to be responding to comic book ads and sending away for glass enclosures that we'll all be running around in while they watch in amazement.

For now, I'm going to send away for some syntax.

Wish I'd known about sin tax, Meanie.

THEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM!

What Siouxie said, up ^ there.

Yup, Them!.

I think that we now know the cause of global warming. The ants have constructed a giant magnifying glass in outer space and are frying us.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

That's it, I'm moving to Antarctica!

Am I the only one who thinks it's possible to coexist peacefully with the ants?

I mean, all we need to do is genetically engineer our human offspring to give off the same chemical signature as the ant megacolony, and they should accept us as part of their family, right?

Tiny arthropodic overlords, indeed. No matter how many times the exterminator visits my house, they (the Argentine ants) are back inside within 3 days.

Lately, I've been spraying the base of the foundation all the way around the house with Raid Max. It seems to be working, but I have to do it every other day.

Damnit.

In Europe, one vast colony of Argentine ants is thought to stretch for 6,000km (3,700 miles) along the Mediterranean coast, while another in the US, known as the "Californian large", extends over 900km (560 miles) along the coast of California. A third huge colony exists on the west coast of Japan.

Not only "along the coast", but a good 80-100 miles inland. Trust me on this...

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