MAN'S BEST FRIEND
"Her dog got into her purse and ate all her
personal checks," Banfield said. The woman reportedly told police she
had no choice but to take funds from her former husband's account.
A Wisconsin teenager using a classic excuse for evading schoolwork missed a class trip to Peru despite his tale being true: The dog ate his passport.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Cynthia and Ralph)