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June 30, 2009

LET'S JUST HOPE THEY DON'T RESORT TO...

...dynamite.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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once the officers got there they were able to determine it was a cow

Pure genius.

Hey, who you calling a washed-up cow?

I think it was Washed-Up Cow I saw open for Crossdressing Clown a few years ago.

I guess there might not be a Second Annual Victoria Offshore Rodeo.

Looks like there was a mission failure in the whole, "cow jumping over the moon" thing. Good thing she landed at sea and spared the cities.

A sea cow that got seperated from the herd.

Awww, it must have been migrating from one ocean to another and gotten beached.

*I'm carefully not making any comments about memories of ex-wives and beach trips*

How did that cow fit through the pipes?

Wasn't that the last scene of Impact?

I would like to commend the readers of this blog for reading an entire article about a washed-up cow and not making any Britney jokes. So far, so good!

Oooh. Our Chik-Fil-A overlords are NOT going to like this...

I think the best thing to do first off is to put a ring of pebbles around it. This will ward off the evil cow eye.

how NOW late brown cow?

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HEY!!! Could we have ONE day where we don't make fun of Sarah Palin? Jeez!

Call Exxon, tell 'em to clean her up, fer Gawds sake.

DY-NO-MIIIIITE!!!

Oh, and I have a bid in on E-Bay for R. Crumb, Global Warming & the California Free Lunch, so please don't compete. Thanks.
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I guess a beach bbq is out of the question.

How did that cow happen to wash up inside a large-enough circle of rocks?

"She's still there..."

Ummmm, where did they think she would go?

Maybe she didn't wait a half an hour before going swimming. Or maybe two hours, what with the four stomachs and all.

"Dammit, Xyxyxyx! I told you to get that tractor beam fixed. That's the 3rd cow you've lost!"

waitress: "That's one dead cow on a beach with a side circle of stones!"
chef: "Huh?"
waitress: "I'm just readin' the headlines."

This town needs some of those flesh eating clocks!

I love Canada--here they are calmly discussing this problem and working toward a mutually acceptable solution. Most city governments in my neck of the woods would have had indictments, a shoving match in the city council meeting, and possibly a shooting by now.

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