Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
A. dump the hat
B. dump the clown stockings
C. dump the goofy skirt, including the one the guy is wearing.
D. Why can't Chloe or Freckles start wearing one of these?
1. Guys, do your pants have "built-in kneepads"? Mine don't
2. Why is the guy in the first picture wearing a skirt? Maybe it's a kilt. Perhaps this is a Scottish thing.
3. What is "kikcing ass"? Is that the ancient druidic spelling?
"MILSPEC features"? MILSPECs are just, well, specs the industry uses to set parameters for stuff. Uh-oh, my geek is showing...
Oh, and after seeing the picture, I was disappointed to learn that bullets didn't shoot out of the frontal area.
Posted by: Ms.Flukey | June 18, 2009 at 06:11 PM
Brace for Twitterstorm...
Yeah, twits from all over will be on this one.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 18, 2009 at 06:15 PM
A. dump the hat
B. dump the clown stockings
C. dump the goofy skirt, including the one the guy is wearing.
D. Why can't Chloe or Freckles start wearing one of these?
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 18, 2009 at 07:01 PM
Love it. Does it come in pink??
Posted by: Siouxie | June 18, 2009 at 07:12 PM
OK, I admit I am not, and never was, man enough to face any woman wearing one of those.
Posted by: Steve | June 18, 2009 at 07:49 PM
Dating a woman with this might require kevlar condoms.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 19, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Awesome!! (I'd still volunteer to help with the laces, though...)
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 19, 2009 at 08:36 AM
3 questions:
1. Guys, do your pants have "built-in kneepads"? Mine don't
2. Why is the guy in the first picture wearing a skirt? Maybe it's a kilt. Perhaps this is a Scottish thing.
3. What is "kikcing ass"? Is that the ancient druidic spelling?
OK, it was 4 questions...
Posted by: Jerry | June 20, 2009 at 07:33 PM