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June 10, 2009

ENOUGH ALREADY

...with the mutant bacon foods.

(Thanks to John Gregg)

(Mutant Bacon Foods would be a good name for a rock band)

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Fatte' Latte'

You mean this isn't a mutant bacon food?

(thanks, Meanie)

"Upon first sip, you'll notice you're drinking a creamier, smokier latte thanks to the homemade organic bacon and bacon-fat mixture that's whisked into the milk and maple syrup, then poured over the double shots of espresso."

mmmmmmmm...bacon-fat mixture....


Organic bacon? What the heck is that?

Organic bacon?

"Upon first sip, you'll notice you're drinking a creamier, smokier latte thanks to the homemade organic bacon and bacon-fat mixture that's whisked into the milk and maple syrup, then poured over the double shots of espresso. Enjoy it with a vegan maple bacon doughnut."

As a long time resident of Miami, one of the nuttiest places on earth, I have to say wow. Strange. Just plain strange.


ewwwwww. yuckayuck. bleahhh. pa-tooey. of course, i'd never have this sort of non-kosher, etc., etc.
i love bacon. my arteries don't.

But it's organic, so you know it's good for you. That usually means it tastes like sawdust, but at least it's good for you .

Do they have a kosher version?

Interesting. I thought it would be like Irish coffee, but made with vodka instead of whiskey.

"De La Paz espresso beans and organic Prather Ranch bacon—providing an extra kick that'll help you sail into the weekend."

The "kick" I would get from drinking this would be in the bowels and I would "sail" right into the bathroom!

oooh I said that out loud!

Never from concentrate.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

pork-acchino?

What's next? A drinkable omelette to go with your drinkable bacon. Bacon should only be served the way God intended. On a plate and in greasy, little, crunchy strips.

yay! finally. i can quit stirring my coffee with bacon strips!! now if they'd only make a sausage link version......

"vegan maple bacon" is a contadiction in terms.

but might bagnfa folk singer.

No thanks. I'll just keep ordering my Calamari Skunk Cabbage Cappacinos.

We watched Andrew Zimmern eating in Ethiopia last night, and they served coffee topped with fermented butter. I didn't think anything could top that...

I'm just making a guess here Clankazoid but I'm betting Mrs. Clankazoid does not want to smooch with you after you drink that. I wouldn't. I'm not sure I'd want you in the room!

Looks like the drippings can my grandma used to keep in the fridge. Yum.

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