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June 18, 2009


Search is on for naked man

(Thanks to trustf8)


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"... keep an eye out for anyone suspicious."

Billy Bob: Hey, Fred? Why are you goin' four wheelin' in the buff?
Fred: I'm off to find me some viscuous bear.
BB: You might want to put on this camo mask so you don't get any on your face.

Are you glad to see me....oh it is a gun.

Running naked in the woods is a good way to get penis ivy..

Aren't we all...

Police want the public’s help to identify a naked, armed man who attacked a woman Monday at a sand bar on the north end of Riverside Drive.

I suppose I'm the only one who read that as "salad bar"?

I thought so.

So we know he was not carrying a concealed weapon but what I'd like to know is where he stuck the cell phone and cash after he took it. Also, no pictures??

Aren't we all...

Posted by: Siouxie | June 18, 2009 at 01:31 PM

Here you go, Siouxie.

Sorry - didn't take.

Take two.

*refuses to click on a link that has "fat naked guy on a big turtle" for a title*

Uh..thanks, Jeff.

Maybe Chief Wayne Payne will track down the Redneck potbellied naked pig if he tries Sexting with her cell phone

Nice picture Jeff. But I think it would have been better if the water had been coming out of something other than the turtle's mouth iykwim.
May I point out again that Judi is too classy to chase naked men.

See Siouxie, it's totally safe to look at.

You're right about judi, cindy. She prefers them in kilts.

Siouxie, who doesn't?

Sooo... now they're saying that running around naked with a shotgun is bad?

*scratches trip to mall off of schedule*

Somehow I don't think the perp is still naked.

Is it more socially tolerable to be nekked?

I've been in Biloxi in summer--the poor guy was just HOT!!


Search is on for naked man

Judi's a naked man?!

No no no...she just likes them naked under their kilts!

Was there a " Your ad here " sign visible when he was running away ? If so, call bucknakedbillboards.com.

Police described the suspect as armed, legged and pantsless.

Redneck Beach? Hm-m-m-m... That should have been enough of a flag to try a more "vanilla" seaside sand spot...

At 250 lbs and pot-bellied the police are just hoping they don't find him naked.

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