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Jessica Jackson, who was driving her pickup truck east on Highway 54
just before 8:50 a.m. Sunday, had her pants hanging out the window to
dry when the vehicle hit the highway shoulder...
(Thanks to queensbee, who notes that alcohol may have been involved)
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I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: NotSherly | June 08, 2009 at 04:10 PM
Spilled her beer, too.
Posted by: NotSherly | June 08, 2009 at 04:13 PM
I've rolled the window down in the summer to dry my hair but I've never put clothing out the window to dry. Of course you could probably clip some of your 'dainties' to the radio antenna and they would dry pretty fast. If you got pulled over just tell them you're going green and saving energy.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 08, 2009 at 04:13 PM
.18? Yeah, I'd say alcohol was involved.
Jessica Jackson, who was driving her pickup truck east on Highway 54 just before 8:50 a.m. Sunday, had her pants hanging out the window to dry when the vehicle hit the highway shoulder, and Jackson overcorrected, according to the Wood County Sheriff's Department Accident Report. The pickup crossed the centerline, entered the ditch and rolled.
But she never lost her cell phone conversation.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 08, 2009 at 04:17 PM
Would it be a dumb question to ask how her pants got wet?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | June 08, 2009 at 04:20 PM
From the comments at the link:
Is there an epidemic of pantsless women in Wausau?Posted by: Spiny Norman | June 08, 2009 at 04:22 PM
well, pantsless is ok in summer in wausau. kinda cool up that ..in january....whooo!
Posted by: queensbee | June 08, 2009 at 04:35 PM
A cheesette with only a .18 blood alcohol? Must have been in a hurry to get to work or church or something. I would imagine that's what she told the state trooper anyway.
Posted by: padraig | June 08, 2009 at 04:53 PM
The website has a link at the top called Momslikeme.com. I was rather
disappointedsurprised by its content.Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 08, 2009 at 05:40 PM
I got pulled over for driving with my airbag deployed.
It was really the girls.
I got no ticket.
Posted by: Punkin | June 08, 2009 at 05:46 PM
I'm pantless right now. Hey, there's a pickup truck and cell phone right here! Hello, yeah I'll be there is a bit.
Posted by: magicgirlfriend | June 08, 2009 at 06:09 PM
What was Britney's excuse again?
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 08, 2009 at 06:11 PM
Please note the upcoming Dave "Ask Mister Language Person" contest:
Style Invitational
Posted by: Guin | June 08, 2009 at 07:08 PM
No pictures? Shoddy journalism...
Posted by: frodolives | June 08, 2009 at 08:20 PM
Punkin, tell the truth. You NEVER get tickets, do ya?
Posted by: padraig | June 08, 2009 at 08:34 PM
Jessica Jackson..??!! Sounds like someone had a certain operation and the Chicago papers missed the story.
Posted by: Clankazoid | June 08, 2009 at 08:50 PM
padraig, I've only had one ticket and it was from a woman cop. I was driving without my license one times, it had expired, and I got caught in a license check. When I got up to the very nice, male, policeman I started crying and told him ," Thank goodness I found you. I'm so lost! Can you please tell me how to get back to the highway?" He gave excellent directions and never did ask for my license. I got them renewed the next day. btw, I was only 2 miles from my house and I had lived there for 7 years.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 09, 2009 at 08:08 AM
drunk, pantsless & driving is no way to go through life, lady...
Posted by: lurker | June 09, 2009 at 08:33 AM
cindy, that is so not fair.
;)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 09, 2009 at 08:34 AM
You got it Jeff. My tall blonde sister-in-law knows that when she's pulled over by a (male) state trooper, proper procedure is to give him her license, registration, proof of insurance, and phone number, and she never pays a ticket.
Posted by: padraig | June 09, 2009 at 11:05 AM