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Those of you who have
no lives whatsoever been around this blog a while may recall when we got involved in an exploding-cow controversy with Wikipedia, which concluded that the exploding-cow problem was imaginary. Fine. We will let bygones be bygones, and not reopen any old wounds with a can of worms by linking to this imaginary story.
Key Imaginary Quote: "I got a call from my dad, who was driving along the motorway, to say cows were exploding."
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)