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May 26, 2009

WE JUST USE THE OVEN

(Thanks to DavCat and Heather)

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damn. now how am i gonna clean my squirrel fur bikini?

I always have to wipe my squirrels on my pants. Those squirrel driers never do the job.

Always the squirrels, what about beavers?

Aren't most squirrels "dry clean only"?

I take this to mean they have had a problem with people standing naked with a squirrel in their hands?

I'm not sure dry beaver is where you want to be, Mot.

I can see a Supreme Court ruling on this in the future.

Squirrels smell springtime fresh if dried on the clothesline.

Squirrels only have a 2nd grade education. How can they be expected to read that sign?

Clankazoid's clothesline.

I take this to mean they have had a problem with people standing naked with a squirrel in their hands?

Posted by: MartiniShark | May 26, 2009 at 07:27 AM
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Probably not near the problem they could have with people standing naked with a beaver in their hands...

*removes swimsuit and puts in dryer*

*stands there naked holding a damp squirrel*

Whut?

I wuz just following the directions on the sign!

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