REMINDER

Tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern Secret Cabal Time. Be here, or be a horse's rear.

Comments

[Steve Haller]

I'm sure the events this season will all be grist for Chloe's new column...

[trustf8]

I think i see the Virgin Mary

[Cassie]

I'll be blogging and hoping a random thunderstorm doesn't come up to keep me off.

Better be some shooting.

Is there a perimeter set up to prevent a pregnant cougar from coming after Kim? Or did that perimeter get breached?

[Margaritaville]

*shoots horses rear in the thigh*

[CJrun]

Is that Donald Trump?

[trustf8]

It's Cricket being a cougar... looking for more drunken cowboys.....

[Siouxie]

trustf8?? I do not think it's a virgin (iycmd).

It looks like it farted and the force blew the tail up.

[DrDigital]

Happy Star Wars Day everyone... May the fourth be with you.

[Cheesewiz]

I see the image of a pizza in the horse's patootie.

[tw]

Oh no.....Audrey's returning????? Is that a freeze frame of tonight's show?????

[ldouthit]

Looks like someone more familiar to me: http://tinyurl.com/dmnznc

[Tori Lennox]

Where else would I be tonight? 24 isn't the same without all the local commentary.

[Mike Antonucci]

That's not a horse's rear. It's Jack's ass.

[ron]

Rosie?

[Renee (the First)]

Oh look, Dave provided us with a picture of TypePad.

[Clankazoid]

" Developers ! Developers ! Developers ! .... "

[hockey mom from AK]

I won't be here
Drinking beer
And running to go tinkle
I'll be the jerk
Still at work
Who looks like Fyvush Finkel.

[wiredog]

*snork* at Mike..

trustf8, are you implying that the Blessed Virgin is a horse's ass? The Penguin is gonna rap your knuckles, hard, for that.

[MartiniShark]

(Mmmmmm, Alaskan hockey momssssssss)

[The Penguin]

Wiredog, I'll do no such thing...!

[trustf8]

Now I lay me down to sleep
A book of Jack poems by my feet.....

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her (horny) dog a bone
But when she got there
Jack Bauer was there.......
...who proceeded to slam mother hubbard's face into the cupboard, + shoved the dog's bone up his a.....

* suffering from lack of jack-attacks *

(with inspiration from DaveC)

[Renee (the First)]

Good idea, trustf8! Let's see if two can play at that game . . .

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And beat up and/or shot everyone in sight before being (temporarily) subdued by a case of Fatal Deadly Biological Pathogen of Doom Disease.

[trustf8]

Rub-a-dub-dub
Jack Bauer in a tub
Holding Janice's head under
Til she's dead.

That's all.

:)

[Mike Antonucci]

Little Jack Bauer sat in the tower
Eating his Christmas pie,
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
And said "WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!"

[oneblankspace]

Eeney meenie miney moe
Catch a terrorist by the toe
If he won't talk shoot'im in the thigh
What, you expect Jack Bauer to rhyme?

[trustf8]

Crazy Jack Bauer
Sniped from a tower
Shooting away at all thighs

He pulled out a plug
And wrapped it around everybody's necks to electrocute them just to make sure they were dead
(oh my)

[Jazzzz]

I'm pretty sure I have dated that horse.

[Braniff]

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
And breached the perimeter, dammit!

[Renee (the First)]

Jack Bauer could eat no sour.
His wife could eat no sweet.
And so he shot her.

[trustf8]

Hickory Dickory Dock
EFF the 'Silent Clock!'

(explodes)

[Loudmouth]

Standin' in a field, munchin grass', dropin' turds, sweepin' flies. That just about sums up 24 this season.

[Horace LaBadie]

Someone has to say it -- Susan Boyle.

[Mike Antonucci]

Tom, Tom, the piper's son
Stole a pig and away he run
Until Jack brought him down with a double-tap to the head.
He then carved open the pig to extract the secret thumb drive with the names of all the federal government moles stashed therein.

[frodolives]

Jack 'n Jill
Went up the hill
They each had a buck and a quarter
When they came back
Jill had two-fifty
Still think they went up for water?

[frodolives]

Axully, the picture reminds me of a joke me baby brudder told years ago, which may (or may not) be repeated here....

Farmer advertises he has a mare for sale... No takers until a midget dwarf little person with a hare lip speech impediment...

Screw it, I can't tell this joke without the politically-correct police arresting me!

[Assumed Name]

So, this farmer advertises he has a mare for sale... No takers until a midget with a hare-lip shows up, "Show me your mare!" Farmer takes the little guy out to the stable, "Ooohhh! She's bootiful! Bring her out so I can see her teeff!" Farmer brings the mare out of the stable and holds the midget up to inspect the mare's mouth... "Ooohhh! She's got bootiful teeff! Let me see her mayyynnn!" Farmer holds the midget up and the little guy looks her mane over and says, "Oooohhh! She's got bootiful hair! Let me see her twat!" Farmer is totally disgusted at this point, so he takes the little guy and shoves him right where the mare is, well..., a mare... "YOU WANT TO SEE HER TWAT??? HERE'S HER TWAT!!! HAVE YOU SEEN ENOUGH, YOU LITTLE SICK B****RD?"

The midget says, "No, no, you mish.unther.shtand.ed me... I jus' want to thee her walk very fast..."

[MartiniShark]

Since I already am a horse's ass I guess I'll have to be here. Let me get an hour of Stanley up in first.

[trustf8]

Ass. Name: I don't know if i can put yours in my Book of Jack, but thanks to everyone else.
Enjoy the show :)

[frodolives]

f8, apparently the bots decided the
term "politically-correct" can go on this blog after all, so my previous post, previously eradicated but now re-installed, might make more previous sense (in a previous sort of way)...

(I'd just rather not ending my birthday with someone referring to me as "Ass Name"...)

[frodolives]

Since I already am a horse's ass I guess I'll have to be here. Let me get an hour of Stanley up in first.

Posted by: MartiniShark | May 04, 2009 at 08:07 PM

Shark, is that a "Stanley Driver"? 'member that Siouxie's still around somewhere, and the consequences could be... Ummm,... no,... shuts up...SHHHHH!!!! NEVER MIND!!! GO BACK TO SLEEP! slinks away...