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May 26, 2009

FINALLY, SOMEBODY IS DOING SOMETHING

A Minnesota man takes on mulletism.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

For some reason we feel compelled to link to this.

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There goes the neighbor Hood.

Mullets went out of style?

Just as John Howard Griffin attempted to expose racism, Nyberg hopes to expose "mulletism"—the mistreatment of mulleted Americans based on their hairstyle.

"Mulleted Americans"? Is that a recognized subset now?

Maybe I'm alone, but I like mullets.

*pats lonely puppy on the head*

Cue the theme music from "MacGyver."

I used to have a mullet. Went down to my waist. Then I spent a week in Oklahoma, in August, during a heat wave. Working in a plating shop. A couple days of that and it was off to the barber shop:
"Take two feet off the back, please"

Sadly, I have no pictures of me that show the mullet, since they were all taken from the front.

I used to have a mullet. Went down to my waist. Then I spent a week in Oklahoma, in August, during a heat wave. Working in a plating shop. A couple days of that and it was off to the barber shop:
"Take two feet off the back, please"

Sadly, I have no pictures of me that show the mullet, since they were all taken from the front.

"At Wal-Mart, no one said anything."

No surprise there.

*Goes 'round back, with the bot, and a baseball bat...*

Whacka whacka whack!.

"We discovered easily 100-plus names for the mullet: the Kentucky Waterfall, the Tennessee Top Hat, the Missouri Compromise. Everybody wants to blame it on somebody else."

And in the fifties, we just called it a duck's a$$.

wiredog remember,violence never solved anything. Now hug the bot and say you're sorry. I'm sure you looked very cute with your mullet. Ever thought about growing it back out?

nursecindy,
Once a guy hits 40, his hair thinning and going grey, growing it long just looks like a desperate attempt to be "groovy" and "with it", as the kids say these days.

I remember when I was in grade school the rage was all "Rat-Tails". Shudder.

wiredog is right - there is nothing worse looking (well, maybe a Trumpover) than a bald guy with a long, greasy ponytail.

Jeff - isn't that what they call a "skullette?"

We all need to band together to buy this guy a Trans Am (see http://www.mulletlikeme.com/). It's for charity!!

*is guilty of not only the hybrid Perm-Mullet (Poodle in the front, party in the back) but had it cut off into a rat-tail and had the sporty racing stripes*

*is really sad he doesn't have pictures of this*

Don't forget about mullets in sports: http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Mullet

Silver, I almost didn't marry my husband when I found out he had a tail in High School. Thank goodness for Navy haircuts!

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