A SHAMELESS PLEA TO WOMEN
I'm working on a book of humor essays, and I'm thinking about including a chapter in which I attempt to answer questions that women have about men, such as:
-- Why can't men find fairly large objects inside a refrigerator?
-- Why are men so fascinated by bazooms, even when they are clearly artificial?
And so on. I can't promise I'll use all the questions. For that matter, I can't even promise that this idea will work. But if I do use any questions, I'll give credit in the book to the women who asked them. So if you're a woman, and there's something about men that has been puzzling you, please ask your question in the comments section. Thanks.
UPDATE: OK, I'm closing off the comments. Thanks to everybody. That was a truly
terrifying awesome response.