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(Thanks to Dr. Doug)

Comments

[Cheesewiz]

Nice arches.

[Lairbo]

Bratic has had a harder time explaining the McBocken Bits he serves as bar snacks.

[Lairbo]

And, yes, I would like fries with that.

[Meanie the Blue]

One Happy Meal, please!

[Siouxie]

"There's a hair in my pie!"

duh.

whut?

[Margaritaville]

"Our buns are better."

[Punkin]

*worried about the "special sauce"*

[Siouxie]

Extra mayo!

[Hammond Rye]

I'm more concerned with the headline on the sidebar that says "Borg forecasts mass unemployment."

The Collective has fallen on hard times?

So sad.

[Diane]

I got sucked into the axe murders headlines. Fun stuff.

[Meanie the Blue]

Please tell me clowns are not involved.

[nursecindy]

How does the drive in part of this strip tease place work? Wouldn't it be hard to see them stripping through the little window at the drive thru? Or do they just come out to the car on roller skates and strip?

[Allen at Division]

Saw the sausage picture and thought of...never mind. Not to mention the children's show host who cut off the tip of his finger.

[Chris S.]

Big 'n' Tasty.

That's all I'm sayin'.

[Meanie the Blue]

*Wonders if the drive-thru across the street has Whoppers*

[Siouxie]

"I'm not Irish, I'm a Yugoslav. And I don't sell hamburgers, I sell live striptease," he insists.

Cuz dead striptease ain't selling like it used to.

[WayneHere]

Hold the pickle?

[Tampa Norm]

Holding the pickle is $10 extra.

[Mot The Hoople]

Outside of the US the McDonald's sign is commonly referred to as the golden tits of America, kinda appropriate don't you think?

[fivver]

/ot, or maybe not/

HOLY CR@P! I just saw a pack of coyotes in the woods behind my house.

[nursecindy]

I don't think you would want to order a milkshake from this place. fiwer don't play with the coyotes you'll get hurt.

[Joshua]

The filet o' fish is kinda gamey...

[fivver]

nursecindy - especially if Mrs. fivver found out.

[estrogen centrale]

Copyright infringement or not?
Hm-m-m... If they serve scalding coffee without the lids securely fastened to the top of the cup(tee-hee, I said "cup"), so that the hot beverage falls into the patron's lap, that's a Mickey D's... not a lap dance.

[Siouxie]

ec!!

(cye)

(see you for happy hour)

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Article fails to say whether Mr. Bratic managed to issue his protestations with a straight face or not; if he did, he's missing his calling in Hollywood.

And I'm still trying to wrap my head around the "Drive In" part of this...

[Hammond Rye]

I am glad they offer the "live" striptease.

Their previous "dead" striptease, while appealing to some, did not gain broad appeal.

[Siouxie]

^5's and *WAVES @ Hammie!!!*

GMTA, apparently ;-P

[ron]

In any drive in I've been to,things are handed to you to put in your car.

Yes,I'll have a hot strip tease to go,with nothing on it please.

[Hammond Rye]

*Waves 20 dollar bill @ Siouxie!!!*

[Diva]

If it's a drive-through window, wouldn't it really be a peep-show? Just thinkin' out loud here.

[Siouxie]

WOOHOO!! $20! For that, you get my special lapdance!

[nursecindy]

That looks more like a full body dance Siouxie. So how many blog guys are reaching for their wallets?

[Horace LaBadie]

Those aren't golden arches.

I'm guessing you drive up, place your order, then pick up your stripper at the window.

[John]

What do you do there?...

"I toss the salad."

[O the U(manity)]

It sez if he doesn't remove the sign, Mickey will pursue it thru "legal channels" ...

Hmmmmmmm ... wonder whut sorta logo they'd use for that part?

[Siouxie]

LOL more like running for the door, cindy.

[Bill Hudgins]

I suppose you could go there if you were having an allergy attack, and claim it as a medical deduction...

[Meanie the Blue]

Speaking of "Live Striptease", this reminds me of when Rudy Giuliani was in the middle of turning Times Square from a p0rn theme park to a D1sney theme park. All of these little establishments needed to hastily clean up their acts or get closed down, so they did things like add pool tables, small dance floors, and other less disreputable features.

Also, the signs in the windows were made much less racy. My favorite was the one that was edited to say "No Live Girls".

[nursecindy]

You didn't say whether they were actually live or not Meanie. You did go in as a concerned citizen and check I'm sure.

[Meanie the Blue]

No, not me, nursec, although from what I heard it was often borderline. But the city inspectors seemed to have to return an awful lot to verify compliance.

[nora]

there must be a heck of a traffic jam out front

[Moon]

FILET O' FISH!!!

[Moon]

Dang. I was beaten to it by Joshua.

You have to put these things in ALL CAPS!

[crossgirl]

may i take your order please?
just a shake today, thank you.

[estrogen centrale]

Moon, I hope you aren't implying that the place smells like tuna...
ec

Sioux,
(cye)

[Pannus]

Do they have a playland?

[O the U(manity)]

You can Tune a Piano, but you can't tuna fish ... or a stripper, apparently ...

[estrogen centrale]

Pannus, betcha' there's a ball pit & bounce house.
ec

[Pannus]

ec,

I guess sometimes it is better to go inside and order than to go through the drive-up window.

[estrogen centrale]

Pannus,
Especially if the customer makes a... ahem... mess. In the car it's the customer's problem; inside, it would be the establishment's issue.
ec

[O the U(manity)]

ec ... Sorta like "CLEANUP ON REGISTER THREE" ... ???

[Diva]

I realize that a lot of you folks think that fat jokes are funny, but some of us don't because they're as hurtful as racist jokes. 'Sall I'm sayin' about that.

[estrogen centrale]

O the U,
"under table three..."
ec

Been fun, kids! See one of you (carrying machete)later...

[PirateBoy]

I believe a field trip/investigation is merited for this event. We need first-hand proof of a (un)cover-up.

[...?!?]

Wha..? I see no fat jokes, here. Perhaps someone is confusing sex with food?

;)