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April 25, 2009

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

SAANICH POLICE OFFICER STUMBLES UPON PAIR OF NAKED ADULTS IN DUMPSTER

(Thanks to Danny)

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I've had some cheap dates in my time but nothing like this. If he can't afford to take you some place nice then you can't afford to mess with him. Oh yeah. Yuck.

How sweet. I bet he even included leftovers dinner.

eek.

How wasteful. People throw out the darndest things. I bet there was plenty of use left in them both.

Someone needs to tell Victoria's CFAX 1070 about the "all caps = shouting" thing. PREFerably (not "preFURably") before the Olympics.

The usually use the sewer so this was an upgrade.

THAT IS ALL.

The police should have told the woman to go home *and* take a bath.

*And* get herself a new boyfriend.

Proof that there are still some fetishes that cannot be satisfied on the internet.

Why are police always "stumbling" on something? They stumble on a murder, a robbery, a clue, a crime scene, and here, two naked people. Can't they find anything without stumbling over it? Archaeologists are also given to stumbling on lost cities, ancient temples and tombs. Seems very clumsy for all concerned. Must be a requirement for some professions. Sure-footed people need not apply.

You wouldn't want to copulate on the beach in Saanich -- you might get eaten by a sea monster.

Ahh, Love. GIGO.

They let the woman go? Discrimination (or maybe the guy looked better than she did).

He likes it when she talks dirty to him.

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