WELL, IT WAS HER HONEYMOON; WHO CAN BLAME HER?
"She was so excited she teared up," Bruce said.
(Thanks to Nancy Worley and Jeff Meyerson)
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Yeehaw. She gets to pluck it on her wedding day.
Posted by: Margaritaville | April 20, 2009 at 11:24 AM
And I thought the "Twilight" series was being ridiculous when Bella went hunting in a cocktail dress. Shows you how much I know.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | April 20, 2009 at 11:26 AM
The camo boots with the wedding dress are really a fashion faus paux. Come to think of it I cried on my honeymoon too but for completely different reasons. I stopped shortly after the divorce.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 20, 2009 at 11:27 AM
The photo does not do that dress justice. You cannot smell the racoon urine she sprayed on it to mask herself in the blind.
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 20, 2009 at 11:34 AM
Now that's a shotgun wedding!
Posted by: CJrun | April 20, 2009 at 11:45 AM
Hey, if it is their thing, why not?
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | April 20, 2009 at 11:48 AM
So a jake is smaller than a tom? larger? a different flavor of turkey?
Non-hunters want to know.
Posted by: oneblankspace | April 20, 2009 at 12:06 PM
Hold my beer and watch this, honey!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 20, 2009 at 12:07 PM
He better be REALLY, REALLY nice to his wife - she has good aim.
Posted by: Punkin | April 20, 2009 at 12:10 PM
"The turkey never new the newlyweds were in the woods."
Maybe the happy couple was knew to the english language? Who gnu?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 20, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Hey that's some bird. The turkey is pretty good as well.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 20, 2009 at 12:18 PM
*High-fives Cheesewiz, my fellow language cop*
Posted by: Renee (the First) | April 20, 2009 at 12:28 PM
...and about 10 minutes after that Rene had a 17-pound jake with a 4-inch beard on the ground.
An open marriage, it seems.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 20, 2009 at 12:34 PM
Not to be a total handbag but this honeymoon sounds like an idea a guy would have for him and his hostage.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 20, 2009 at 12:54 PM
A "beard"? Somebody is homosexual?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 20, 2009 at 01:27 PM
Oneblank - A Jake is a young Tom. Among turkey hunters, the trophy animal is the Tom with the longest beard. That's the red fleshy part that dangles down below the beak.
I don't hunt them, but among hunters, turkey is considered the most difficult game to bag in North America. They're considered "big game", as opposed to small game like rabbit and squirrel.
Posted by: pogo | April 20, 2009 at 01:46 PM
Y'know, match this girl up with the beauty contest winner that skinned muskrats and Sarah Palin, and the Country Music Channel would have an answer to "The View."
Posted by: padraig | April 20, 2009 at 01:57 PM
A big ol' Monday snork@padraig.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 20, 2009 at 02:11 PM
pogo's acting smart again. How are the Border Collies? Working hard?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 20, 2009 at 02:26 PM
Thanks cheesy, and I snork right back in your direction just on general principle.
Posted by: padraig | April 20, 2009 at 03:23 PM
Actually Pogo, the beard is an actual hairy growth that comes through the feathers about 6 inches below the turkey's head, in the center of its chestal area. It looks like a bad, misplaced goatee, like if ZZ Top was a turkey. Usually a turkey beard is around 4-7 inches long.
Posted by: Targetgirl | April 20, 2009 at 04:20 PM
Did they ever get around to stuffing?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 20, 2009 at 05:04 PM
Hopefully later that night, Meanie.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 20, 2009 at 05:29 PM
"shed antlers"? Wow. Yet another homeowner worry. 'Scuse me while I go out and check my sheds.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | April 20, 2009 at 05:58 PM
"After getting off the plane from Jamaica in Atlanta.... They got in their car - where they had stashed guns, calls and camo...."
Airport security strikes out again.
Posted by: Ralph | April 20, 2009 at 06:04 PM
Well, no... that's not in the least bit intimidating.
Posted by: Clankazoid | April 20, 2009 at 09:47 PM