SPEAKING OF BARBIE
One of the ladies in my online book club (where we were discussing the junk that is in our basements) said she had Earring Magic Ken in hers.
Key quote since The Blog is out of town: "On closer inspection, Ken's entire Earring Magic outfit looks like three-year old rave wear. A Gaultier purple faux-leather vest, a straight-out-of-International-Male purple mesh shirt, black jeans and shoes."
(Thanks to Poe, since the Ladies of the Blog are failing miserably in their submission of dodgy sites)